TOURNAMENT RECORDS
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The Cheese Plate 2024 | Underworld Denizens | The PNW's very own Mr Nice played against type today by bringing (checks notes) Underworld and cruising to a perfect record of three wins, while still putting in a lot of damage along the way. |
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The Big Boys' Badland Brawl 2024 | Underworld Denizens | Pipped at the post by superior strength of schedule, Vice was still one of only 2 unbeaten coaches in the tournament. Almost makes me wish we had four rounds for the ultimate decider of squishy rats vs zombies intent on failing every regen roll available. |
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Spooktacular Sportsball | Shambling Undead | Taking a break from his usual elfball shenanigans, Vice managed to outscore the rest of the field |
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MOST CASUALTIES |
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Sevens At The Seaside - Second Time Is Sweeter | Goblin | Blinded by the allure of the Stunty prize available, Krenko's Enforcers made a bold bid to take home glory for the little guys, but the lack of rerolls led to heartbreak in multiple matches - suffering a blitz and five consecutive 1s in the start of the second half of their final game put the squeeze on them, and narrowly denied them contention for the Stunty prize, but solid and consistent violence throughout kept them in play for the Most Casualties trophy. |
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OTHER AWARDS |
The Big Boys' Badland Brawl 2024 | Underworld Denizens | As well as the Best Defence, Vice got one of the awards of shame: the Repulsively Limp Handshake. This is awarded to the team with the lowest total strength - a frankly shockingly low 34. |
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Sevens At The Seaside '23 | Skaven | Narrowly beating out the tournament organiser, with a total of 32 casualties and touchdowns both for and against, the squishy nature of Skaven, combined with the speed and scorability of multiple Gutter Runners, allowed Vick Nice to take home silverware, despite suffering brutal casualties in almost every round. |
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Spooktacular Sportsball II - Jackie's Revenge | Chaos Dwarf | Chaos Dwarfs are traditionally miserly, and so it was fitting that the Hellspire Forge Demons conceded the least number of TDs in the tournament, tying this with the eventual winners of the Spooky and First Place trophies |
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Sevens At The Seaside | Amazon | The "People's Favourite" - the only person to get awarded the kick-in-the-sand vote this time around! |
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