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Rules Questions - Wild Animal vs Goblin with Ball & Chain secret weapon
edwolf - Apr 08, 2003 - 05:22 PM
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Last weekend during a league game we had a Skaven player that had a rat ogre on the field. The rat ogre was standing next to a goblin with a ball and chain. The wild animal of the rat ogre says he must make a block against the goblin. The ball and chain states the player can not be blocked.
We decided that the rat ogre could not move away due to the wild animal and could not throw a block against the goblin so the rat ogre had to stand there, BUT we would like to get some input from the other coaches on how they would handle this?
Any ideas?
SBG - Apr 08, 2003 - 06:26 PM
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Woah ! Tough one!
I'd be tempted to say that the only exception that the Ball and chain carrier can be blocked is by a Wild Animal. Otherwise, isn't another disadvantage to the WA, especially if he can't move from there ?!?!
Fred
Gattolardo - Apr 08, 2003 - 06:52 PM
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Yep.
IMHO the the mandatory blok should also be a LEGAL block...
So the Fanatic does not count as a standing LEGAL target for the WA block..
Well, there should be some difference between WILD animals and STUPID animals 
...and blocking a Fanatic would be more on the stupid side rather than the wild side 
Cheers
Rob
GalakStarscraper - Apr 08, 2003 - 08:06 PM
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I think Rob has nailed this one.
The required blocking action must be legal. I mean Ball and Chain players don't even have tackle zones.
I would rule that the Wild Animal can move away without penalty since there were no legal blocks for him to make. I haven't seen too many vicious animals attack machines with whirling spikes and ball .. so Wild doesn't mean stupid ... agreed.
Galak
KarlLindemann - Apr 08, 2003 - 09:39 PM
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while I agree Galak I would like to see someone stick it to that goblin, hes caused me many a troubles
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 03:29 AM
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Just shoot the Fanatic with a Hellblaster Volley Gun! ...Oh wait, this is BloodBowl ey?
Redfang - Apr 09, 2003 - 03:59 AM
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I fully agree with Galak on this one!
(Just trying to increase my post count 
)
R
Gattolardo - Apr 09, 2003 - 04:42 AM
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KarlLindemann wrote:
while I agree Galak I would like to see someone stick it to that goblin, hes caused me many a troubles
Just bomb the critter to hell............. 
Gattolardo - Apr 09, 2003 - 04:44 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Just shoot the Fanatic with a Hellblaster Volley Gun! ...Oh wait, this is BloodBowl ey?
so?
where's da prob?
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 05:11 AM
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Gattolardo wrote:
Squiggoth wrote:
Just shoot the Fanatic with a Hellblaster Volley Gun! ...Oh wait, this is BloodBowl ey?
so?
where's da prob?
You're right there. Blast the little sucker!
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 05:12 AM
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Mind though... Helblaster Volley Gun: penalty roll: 10+ 
Gattolardo - Apr 09, 2003 - 05:44 AM
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ahaa Squiggoth, you changed your avatar, but who's da ugly pinky on the left??????
BTW: Your orc team on Coolmini is simply WAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Gattolardo - Apr 09, 2003 - 05:45 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Mind though... Helblaster Volley Gun: penalty roll: 10+
yUP, dat's why you havva blast the ref first........ 
Aramil - Apr 09, 2003 - 06:02 AM
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=_______= forget the orcs and hail the masters of the BloodBowl...
The DARK ELVES!!!
yeaaaaaahhhhhh
snew - Apr 09, 2003 - 07:25 AM
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Talk about just trying to increase your post count.
Aramil - Apr 09, 2003 - 07:38 AM
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Uh? Talking with me?
What benefit will I have from increasing my post count?
If that gave any disturbs, I'll just take it away... no probs....
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 08:20 AM
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Gattolardo wrote:
ahaa Squiggoth, you changed your avatar, but who's da ugly pinky on the left??????
The ugly pink one is me, the pretty green one could be swapped with your ugly mug in an instant if you don't treat me like I deserve
Gattolardo wrote:
BTW: Your orc team on Coolmini is simply WAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
Thanks, but sucking up to me doesn't mean I won't have your head on a shield at Bugman's Bar
Martijn (about to start his chainsaw!!!)
Gattolardo - Apr 09, 2003 - 09:04 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
The ugly pink one is me, the pretty green one could be swapped with your ugly mug in an instant if you don't treat me like I deserve
You mean by stiking yer head on a pole???
We can arrange dat
Squiggoth wrote:
Thanks, but sucking up to me doesn't mean I won't have your head on a shield at Bugman's Bar
Martijn (about to start his chainsaw!!!)
no prob, take one of me 'eads....
got 'nuff to spare
an be careful with dat 'saw, you can hurt yerself...
but den, I'll hurt ya anyway, so, never mind
cheers
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 10:06 AM
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Mmm... This boy needs teachin' a lesson... Luckily, I'm an art teacher!
Okay, give me a full essay about Rembrandt and explain in it why he did not paint Squigs in his traditional Baroque style but instead fell back to Romanesque influences. Make sure to mention his limited palette and explain why he chose these few colours as the main colours for his Squigs. Finished by tomorrow morning!
That'll teach the little brat...
Squiggoth - Apr 09, 2003 - 10:08 AM
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And if you think I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology
snew - Apr 09, 2003 - 06:20 PM
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Squiggoth wrote:
And if you think
I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology
Can you post that essay. I was thinking abou tthat very thing just the other day. Sausages...holiday....<drool>
snew - Apr 09, 2003 - 06:23 PM
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Aramil wrote:
Uh? Talking with me?
What benefit will I have from increasing my post count?
If that gave any disturbs, I'll just take it away... no probs....
Didn't you know that the first person to 1000 posts geta a lifetime NAF membership and an ID card with squiggoth's picture on it. Hey, I was playing. Mine was to increase the count. Irony. Very funny if you catch it.
destro - Apr 10, 2003 - 12:05 AM
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did someone mention post count?
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 12:20 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Mmm... This boy needs teachin' a lesson... Luckily, I'm an art teacher!
Okay, give me a full essay about Rembrandt and explain in it why he did not paint Squigs in his traditional Baroque style but instead fell back to Romanesque influences. Make sure to mention his limited palette and explain why he chose these few colours as the main colours for his Squigs. Finished by tomorrow morning!
That'll teach the little brat...
A-ha, ye villanous teacher, but I'm not going to fall for it
Nice try, but Rembrandt never painted Squigs!!! 
He always painted Skaven and Imperials
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 12:21 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
And if you think
I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology
That's weed in action........
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 12:23 AM
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snotsngrots wrote:
Aramil wrote:
Uh? Talking with me?
What benefit will I have from increasing my post count?
If that gave any disturbs, I'll just take it away... no probs....
Didn't you know that the first person to 1000 posts geta a lifetime NAF membership and an ID card with squiggoth's picture on it.
Hey, I was playing. Mine was to increase the count. Irony. Very funny if you catch it.
oooooooo...
I thought the prize was a night out with Squiggoth's cheerleader... 
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 12:24 AM
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destro wrote:
did someone mention post count?
By the contents I'd say that's more like post mortem.........
sort like cerebral death.....
destro - Apr 10, 2003 - 01:18 AM
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WOW!!!
four posts in a row by the same person. is that some kind of record? were is Snotsngrots to make a comment when we need his witty banter the most? 
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:14 AM
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Gattolardo wrote:
oooooooo...
I thought the prize was a night out with Squiggoth's cheerleader...
Muwahaha - you can spend the night with her for just $100 (I'm getting rich!)
Gangbangs also an option (I'm getting richer!)
Martijn (Rich Guy!)
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:16 AM
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Gattolardo wrote:
A-ha, ye villanous teacher, but I'm not going to fall for it
Nice try, but Rembrandt never painted Squigs!!!
He always painted Skaven and Imperials
Hah! Seems like you need to go back to school, lad! There are loads of paintings from Rembrandt featuring Squigs: the Nightsquig, the Jewish Squig, the Return of the Prodigal Squig... It was Jan Steen who was always fuzzing with Skaven and Imperials.
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:18 AM
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snotsngrots wrote:
Squiggoth wrote:
And if you think
I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology
Can you post that essay. I was thinking abou tthat very thing just the other day. Sausages...holiday....<drool>
Harry kept it (that's my mean old biology prof. Do you have to write an essay yourself?
Martijn
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:19 AM
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Gattolardo wrote:
Squiggoth wrote:
And if you think
I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology
That's weed in action........
Come to think of it, Harry DID look like a junk (or more like a 40-year old version of Beetlejuice )
Martijn
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:20 AM
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destro wrote:
WOW!!!
four posts in a row by the same person. is that some kind of record?
Nope; the new record is five
Martijn
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:42 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Gangbangs also an option (I'm getting richer!)
..yep, but whos the gangbanged???
I believe the cheering beauty ALONE can gangbang anybody
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:45 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Hah! Seems like you need to go back to school, lad! There are loads of paintings from Rembrandt featuring Squigs: the Nightsquig, the Jewish Squig, the Return of the Prodigal Squig... It was Jan Steen who was always fuzzing with Skaven and Imperials.
niet!
that's a common misinterpretation, those are not squigs, those are all fatty wombats!!!
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 02:53 AM
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Hah! You unknowing prutser! Wombats weren't even invented during the Golden Age
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 03:09 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Hah! You unknowing prutser! Wombats weren't even invented during the Golden Age
tsk....
they were called squigs
THEN, they invented the squigs and renamed wombats the wombats while naming squigs the squigs......
I cannot believe your level of incompetence, who you teaching to? A class of dwarves maybe???? 
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 03:29 AM
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Ah man, you really believe those stories? They are told to small Aussie kids to scare them when they're naughty. My knowledge was brought to me my Gork and Mork (and also by Sqork, the god of Squigs off course).
tsk tsk,
Martijn
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 04:45 AM
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AAAArgh, you misguided heathen, don't claim visions of Mork and Gork!!
You probably misjudged some insane vision due to bad digestion, the only Mork you can claim do behold is a 80's Robin Williams!!!
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 05:23 AM
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I never watched Mork - Mindy is waaay prittier, you oaf!
And you might to show some respect to The Prophet Of Gork (And Mork).
You noticed the green halo around my head?
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 05:30 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
).
You noticed the green halo around my head?
Ye snotroom, dat halo is the smoke from yer last weed !!!
Ither dat, or a snot with toomuch gas in da bowels running around 'ed!!
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 06:00 AM
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Mmm... Must be the Snotling then. Where's insecticide when you need it?
snew - Apr 10, 2003 - 07:15 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Gattolardo wrote:
oooooooo...
I thought the prize was a night out with Squiggoth's cheerleader...
Muwahaha - you can spend the night with her for just $100 (I'm getting rich!)
Gangbangs also an option (I'm getting richer!)
Martijn (Rich Guy!)
There goes my hard earned cash. $100 a night. I don't think I'd last that long. How much for 5 minutes?
Squiggoth - Apr 10, 2003 - 07:18 AM
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5 minutes? You think you'll last THAT long with my pritty? You wannabe macho!
snew - Apr 10, 2003 - 07:18 AM
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destro wrote:
WOW!!!
four posts in a row by the same person. is that some kind of record? were is Snotsngrots to make a comment when we need his witty banter the most?
It would appear I was sleeeping. This board came alive last night.
snew - Apr 10, 2003 - 07:21 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
5 minutes? You think you'll last THAT long with my pritty? You wannabe macho!
LOL I'll make her remember those 5 minutes for an eternity. Or is it those 5 minutes will be an eternity? Drat, I did it again. Where's that sculpting tool...?
Gattolardo - Apr 10, 2003 - 08:47 AM
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snotsngrots wrote:
Squiggoth wrote:
5 minutes? You think you'll last THAT long with my pritty? You wannabe macho!
LOL I'll make her remember those 5 minutes for an eternity. Or is it those 5 minutes will be an eternity? Drat, I did it again. Where's that sculpting tool...?
I believe that after those 5 minutes there will be eternity...
in an afterlife way....
but for you I fear
Cheers
Rob
Squiggoth - Apr 14, 2003 - 03:16 AM
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He's beyond help, that one