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Notorious_jtb - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:14 AM
Post subject: Death Bowl VI: The Year of Chaos (October 18 & 19, 2008)

Anouncing that Deathbowl VI: The Year of Chaos will be held in Ottawa on the 11th and 12th of October.

The venue is the same one as for this years CCKO which is very suitable and has a bar upstairs with some food and is a short (2/3 mins) walk from a grocery store and numerous food and beverage outlets of goodness on bank street in downtown ottawa.

The Montgomery Legion
330 Kent Street
Ottawa, On
K2P 2A6
Canada

http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=montgomery+legion+330+kent,+ottawa&ie=UTF8&ll=45.413907,-75.697453&spn=0.005325,0.009978&z=17&iwloc=A&om=0

The website will be updated soon and we will have the rules up shortly. Presently they are the same as last year but with the Chaos team allowed to take mutations at the team selection phase for 10K rather than 20k.

Expect to see more exceptional trophies and custom dice along with a custom miniature. We are starting a tradition this year whereby we give out a miniature designed and inspired by the previous years winner. So this year we will be giving out a goblin designed by Alex Garrett and produced (hopefully) by IMPACT miniatures. Pictures as soon as we have them.
We are trying to move from prizes just for the winners to mementos for everyone who plays at the event

More to follow,

JTB

Daggers - Jan 29, 2008 - 11:36 AM
Post subject: RE: Death Bowl VI: The Year of Chaos (October 11-12 2008)

Sounds good, already starting on my Chaos team. Which is what half the field is doing apparently, should be interesting.

Clan_Skaven - Jan 31, 2008 - 12:41 AM
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Ok, I have my team set in paper Exclamation

But before I begin to modle it I want to be sure, are all mutations for chaos 10,000?

Rod

Notorious_jtb - Jan 31, 2008 - 08:02 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Ok, I have my team set in paper Exclamation

But before I begin to modle it I want to be sure, are all mutations for chaos 10,000?

Rod

Yep we have decided that all mutations are available for 10,ooo.

No reason to discriminate Smile

Spazzfist - Jan 31, 2008 - 08:20 AM
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Whjat about the claws, did you not say that they are going to be 20K?

Notorious_jtb - Jan 31, 2008 - 08:47 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Whjat about the claws, did you not say that they are going to be 20K?

yeah i did say 20K but on further review it feels uneccesary to make the exception. It is DEATHbowl after all Smile

Chaos teams will still need to purchase other skills to make it all effective so doesn't make it too bad. I could be made to eat my words but we shall see.......

Eric.R. - Jan 31, 2008 - 11:26 AM
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And this is only for THE "Chaos" team, not C.Dwarves or Nurgle?

Cramy - Jan 31, 2008 - 11:34 AM
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I want 10k mutations on my Skaven. YES!!!

Eric, only the Chaos "team" gets 10k mutations I believe.

Notorious_jtb - Jan 31, 2008 - 11:47 AM
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Cramy wrote:

I want 10k mutations on my Skaven. YES!!!

Eric, only the Chaos "team" gets 10k mutations I believe.

Yeah thats right cramy, sorry eric.

Only the Chaos team may purchase mutations at 10k, the other teams must pay 30k as normal.

I used an unfortunate s in the first post.

Spazzfist - Jan 31, 2008 - 12:12 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Only the Chaos team may purchase mutations at 10k, the other teams must pay 30k as normal.

Sorry to correct you again Joe, but Nurgle would pay 20K for thei mutations (unles it is ont he Beast)

Notorious_jtb - Jan 31, 2008 - 12:28 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Notorious_jtb wrote:

Only the Chaos team may purchase mutations at 10k, the other teams must pay 30k as normal.

Sorry to correct you again Joe, but Nurgle would pay 20K for thei mutations (unles it is ont he Beast)

It wouldn't be a thread on the NAF without a Spazz correction. I (obviously) did it on purpose to allow you to fulfil your life's purpose Wink

Spazzfist - Jan 31, 2008 - 12:57 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

It wouldn't be a thread on the NAF without a Spazz correction. I (obviously) did it on purpose to allow you to fulfil your life's purpose Wink

I think it is the bullying cycle in action! Doubleskulls and Cramy like to doubleteam me any chance they get, so I feel the need to pick on you Joe!

Cramy - Jan 31, 2008 - 01:04 PM
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Bullies bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, etc ... Very Happy

Notorious_jtb - Jan 31, 2008 - 01:14 PM
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Cramy wrote:

Bullies bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, etc ... Very Happy

Although one could argue that bullies only lessen themselves through their actions and the truly great people rise above all these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and turn the other cheak

Laughing

Spazzfist - Jan 31, 2008 - 01:37 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Cramy wrote:

Bullies bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, who then bully the lesser people, etc ... Very Happy

To be a bully, or not to be a bully, that is the question...

Leave it to Joe to quote the bard!

Try this one on:
Now is the winter of Spazz's discontent
Made glorious summer by the reign of Chaos;
And all the clouds that low'r'd upon his dice
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

Yeah baby! My Chaos team is going to rip you all apart at the Deathbowl! And what is worse you are going to have nine months to listen to my smack talk! Twisted Evil

EDIT - nine months, eh? Maybe this time all my smack talk will actually develop into something real! Laughing

Cramy - Jan 31, 2008 - 06:07 PM
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Take Claw on all 11 players. Should work-out fine. Wink

Notorious_jtb - May 03, 2008 - 12:36 PM
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Ok boys, so I was looking at my calendar and it seems the 11-12th is the weekend of thanks giving here in Canada.
(official date the 13th of october this year)

Is this going to affect people's keeness to attend, I percieve that it might........

Frankly I am surprised no one else spotted this issue !

Clan_Skaven - May 03, 2008 - 02:04 PM
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I can't cook a turkey, & I almost never get invited anywhere for Thanksgiving, so its ok with me having it that day. But I do agree for others with kids or big famly it could be a problem.

If you change it make it the week after (as to be not too close to my tourney)

Rod

Notorious_jtb - May 03, 2008 - 04:56 PM
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I hear you rod. I wanted to have it the week next to the chaos cup in chicago, which is supposed to be on the 4/5th of october to try and hook the limeys who come over for that event. Obviously if i did it the week before the chaos cup that would be way too close to your event.

sigh

Spazzfist - May 03, 2008 - 08:21 PM
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I dunno Joe, would you want some of your fellow countrymen to come and see you be systematically broken down and destroyed by the Four Hosers of the Apocalypse?

Hoser One - Dan Campbell - an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a cruchy taco shell. Dan "Chaos" Campbell is being mysterious about which team that he brings to the Deathbowl, but whatever it is will spell doom for Byers and the Ottawa boyz

Hoser Two - Eric Rubli - Recent victory during the Stunty Cup has given Eric an insatiable taste for victory. Eric's previous collection of spoons will be used to paddle the a$$es of the boyz of Otta-wawa and Goat-in-o. The Sleepr has woken, and he thirsts for more victory.

Hoser Three - BenTusim - Recent reports of Ben's lack of incentive have been greatly exaggerated. Once the highest ranking coach in Canada, Ben is looking to regain his throne and looks to his fellow hosers to help him to do so (at least until Spazzfist takes him, and the rest of the world over). Any opponents have been lulled into a false sense of security by his recent tournament performances will be in for a rude surprise as he paints the streets of the capital city with the blood of his foes (as well as more of his own vomit!)

Hoser Four - Craig Thompson-Wood - Also known as Spazzfist. Anything more need to be said? A hero to many; a Blood Bowl God to all. Winner of the Spike! '06. Bongo Bowl Champion. #1 Nurgle coach in the world are a condensed version of my many achievments. I am going to bring the pain so hard and fast that all those who meet me on the pitch will be explaining their scars to the grandchildren (provided that they have already borne children). Mercy will not be given, pleas will go unheard, tears will only provide me with greater incentive to pound and maim and kill my way to Deathbowl victory! Nefarious JTB will be dealt with extreme prejudice, to be made an example of to all others who would stand before Spazzfist. Bow down and worhsip me. I am your king.

Countdown is five months ladies. Better put your affairs in order before then. 'Cuz once Spazz enters the border of Ottawa, you can kiss all yhour hopes for victory goodbye.

Clan_Skaven - May 03, 2008 - 10:11 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Winner of the Spike? Um no you were the winner to the Spike warm up (warm up = those who have not the degree of incentive to be in the actual Spike!) Yes Joe he has won the Bongo Bowl, but that was not a major. Ben did win the Spike (Spazz failed to mention, but as a fellow Spike Champion I'll pay respects to my fellow ellite!

Rod

Spazzfist - May 04, 2008 - 04:57 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Blah blah blah! Let's face it man, the Spike! Warm-Up was as warm as it got, when your toughest competition was the worst player in Canada, then it is hardly considered a contest! And for what it was worth, the Spike! Warm Up was counted as a major.

But if you look at my tourney performance in some of the last few tourneys I have attended:

CCKO'08 - finsihed higher than Byers
Bongo Bowl '07 - finished higher than Byers
Challenge of Q'ermitt IV - even though I played Goblins and didn't play the last two games I still finished higher than Byers!

I am on a roll, and now that the starts have aligned to allow the Chaos team to flourish, I will finish the job which so many have little enough incentive to do. I will beat Joe Byers in his own tournament on his own home turf. No time clocks will save you this time Joe! Spazz is hunting you down!

KarlLagerbottom - May 04, 2008 - 07:47 PM
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Nice...almost a whole page of a thread with no mention of mothers or gay hijinks. Smile

Taxal - May 04, 2008 - 09:35 PM
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Well the weekend of the 11th would be a no show for myself. My weekend with my kids and being thanksgiving, that makes it a double wammy. the weekend before or after is great for myself.

Clan_Skaven - May 05, 2008 - 12:30 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

I will not poison this page as you do with simple words & horrid lies....

I will instead provide pure 100% Proof of the True 2006 Spike Champion after all....

http://ca.games-workshop.com/Community/Events_Coverage/GamesDay0506/spike/GDSpike.htm

There I am on the left holding my prize, where's your proof Spazz?.........

Don't worry Ottawa, Spazz will not contend for much of anything higher than a simple stepping Stone for those of us true Champions that have earned the right to be called Champion.

It feels so good to always prove you wrong Spazz Laughing

Spazzfist - May 05, 2008 - 06:54 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

I will not poison this page as you do with simple words & horrid lies....

Dude, I only keep my words simple so you will understand them! Laughing

Clan-Skaven wrote:

I will instead provide pure 100% Proof of the True 2006 Spike Champion after all....

http://ca.games-workshop.com/Community/Events_Coverage/GamesDay0506/spike/GDSpike.htm

There I am on the left holding my prize, where's your proof Spazz?.........

Hey guy, the only thing that that proves is that they either pulled some a couple of homeless guys from the bus shelter to pose for the pics, or you are not very photogenic!

If you read my simple words carefully, I never said that you did not win the Spike!, merely that it was not a contest worthy of such an honour.

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Don't worry Ottawa, Spazz will not contend for much of anything higher than a simple stepping Stone for those of us true Champions that have earned the right to be called Champion.

It feels so good to always prove you wrong Spazz Laughing

I'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong. Imagine I will be waiting quite a while....

For the rest of you, let this ramblings of this insolent baboon trouble you not. For it is I. the mighty Spazzfist that you needs worry about! Tales of my glorious conquest will be passed down from generation to genration. Children who are naughty will be told that if they are not good that Spazzfist will come to town to whip their a$$es at Bloodbowl. New religions will be formed in my name, with me being their holy leader, deity and god. Women will flock to me to bear my seed in hopes of having my greatness passed onto their family line.

I am Spazzfist. Hear me roar.

Notorious_jtb - May 05, 2008 - 07:34 AM
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Taxal wrote:

Well the weekend of the 11th would be a no show for myself. My weekend with my kids and being thanksgiving, that makes it a double wammy. the weekend before or after is great for myself.

Thanks for actually answering my question Dan, good to know. I suspect there will be several others who feel the same way. (i know you gave an answer Rod, cheers).

I am impressed Spazz, you manage to post 5 times without answering my question.

What do you reckon? I think you secretly want it to stay on thanksgiving weekend, in the hopes that I can't go due to family commitments so you get to finish above me again Laughing

Notorious_jtb - May 05, 2008 - 07:35 AM
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KarlLagerbottom wrote:

Nice...almost a whole page of a thread with no mention of mothers or gay hijinks. Smile

p.s. did you know Spazz's mum is gay?

Spazzfist - May 05, 2008 - 08:51 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Taxal wrote:

Well the weekend of the 11th would be a no show for myself. My weekend with my kids and being thanksgiving, that makes it a double wammy. the weekend before or after is great for myself.

You should be impressed. I am a very impressive person. But as impressed you are with me now, it will be nothing compared to the hero-worship that you shall feel when you are mercilessly crushed by me at the Deathbowl!

If i were to attend on the Thanksigivng weekend, then all of Ottawa would give thanks for my gracing their fine city with my presence. There would be banner and parades in my honour, and it would be glorious.

But if I came up on Thanksigiving then Mrs. Spazz would kill me, so count that as a no....

Spazzfist - May 05, 2008 - 08:52 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

KarlLagerbottom wrote:

Nice...almost a whole page of a thread with no mention of mothers or gay hijinks. Smile

p.s. did you know Spazz's mum is gay?

Yeah sleeping with Eric will do that to a woman.... Laughing

Clan_Skaven - May 06, 2008 - 01:50 AM
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On a side note, but any thoughts on what the year of will be for Death-Bowl VII ?

I'm hoping Goblin, cause my DIRTY DUNG BOYZ will surely stink , but thats the whole point! Mr. Green

Rod

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 07:15 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

On a side note, but any thoughts on what the year of will be for Death-Bowl VII ?

I'm hoping Goblin, cause my DIRTY DUNG BOYZ will surely stink , but thats the whole point! Mr. Green

Rod

Geez, after what happened last year, I would have thought that Deathbowl V was the year of the goblin!

Notorious_jtb - May 06, 2008 - 08:13 AM
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tee hee, yeah, not sure what the next "year of" will be yet. Lets focus people

Deathbowl VI: The Year of CHAOS!

"Are you tough enough?"

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 09:09 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

tee hee, yeah, not sure what the next "year of" will be yet. Lets focus people

Deathbowl VI: The Year of CHAOS!

"Are you tough enough?"

Yeah baby! I will be bringing the hurt with Chaos for sure! Still need to figure out my roster first, convert and paint, but they will be there no questions!

I am going to lay such a serious beat down that the new motto for Deathbowl will be "Are you Spazz enough?" Twisted Evil

Cramy - May 06, 2008 - 11:07 AM
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Thanksgiving weekend is also my son's birthday, so it would be a no for me as well.

Can't wait to face all those claw players. Bring them on, they don't scare me.

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 11:50 AM
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Cramy wrote:

Can't wait to face all those claw players. Bring them on, they don't scare me.

Hmmm.... he must be reverting to his skaven ways! Damn that AV 7!

Notorious_jtb - May 06, 2008 - 12:11 PM
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Cramy wrote:

Thanksgiving weekend is also my son's birthday, so it would be a no for me as well.

Can't wait to face all those claw players. Bring them on, they don't scare me.

cramy, you could have mentioned this before!!!

Ah well.

It seems the date is definitely not going to be the 11/12 of october then, sigh.

watch this space.

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 12:14 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Cramy wrote:

Thanksgiving weekend is also my son's birthday, so it would be a no for me as well.

Can't wait to face all those claw players. Bring them on, they don't scare me.

cramy, you could have mentioned this before!!!

Ah well.

It seems the date is definitely not going to be the 11/12 of october then, sigh.

watch this space.

you were still seriously considering Thanksgiving weekend for a tourney??? That would pretty much guarantee a low turnout, I would think!

Notorious_jtb - May 06, 2008 - 12:42 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Notorious_jtb wrote:

Cramy wrote:

Thanksgiving weekend is also my son's birthday, so it would be a no for me as well.

Can't wait to face all those claw players. Bring them on, they don't scare me.

cramy, you could have mentioned this before!!!

Ah well.

It seems the date is definitely not going to be the 11/12 of october then, sigh.

watch this space.

you were still seriously considering Thanksgiving weekend for a tourney??? That would pretty much guarantee a low turnout, I would think!

It was officially on these dates because I didn't know it was thanksgiving. and i was trying to synergise with the chaos cup. I am whinging right now cos noone pointed it out to me as these dates have been advertised for DBVI for a few months now!!!!!

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 01:00 PM
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C'mon do you really expect people to think about the Deathbowl when they were gearing up for the Q'ermitt! Wink

Spazzfist - May 06, 2008 - 06:04 PM
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Starting to consider the team creation now, and have to ask - what isa the cost of mutations going to be for any big guys on the teams? Is it going to be 10K as well? Or at least a reduced cost (i.e. 20K)?

Thanks,

SpaZZ

Shadowseer2005 - May 06, 2008 - 06:54 PM
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[quote="Notorious_jtb"]

Taxal wrote:

Well the weekend of the 11th would be a no show for myself. My weekend with my kids and being thanksgiving, that makes it a double wammy. the weekend before or after is great for myself.

Count me out for Thanksgiving also but the weekend before about 60% sure i can come but weekend after I am 80% sure I can make it. I will leave it up to your wisdom to prevail, Joe.

Cramy - May 06, 2008 - 07:37 PM
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My brain doesn't work when it is more than a couple of months in advance. It's a form of self preservation. What do I have to do today, tomorrow, the day after. AAAAAHHHHHH. A few months from now? Who cares? Enough time to figure-it out.

I was pretty good this time. 5 months in advance. Wink

And yes, unless I build my own Chaos team, I'll bring my Skaven and just watch my opponents kill each-other while I score touchdown after touchdown.

Spazzfist - May 07, 2008 - 06:11 AM
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[quote="Cramy]And yes, unless I build my own Chaos team, I'll bring my Skaven and just watch my opponents kill each-other while I score touchdown after touchdown.[/quote]

I have started to formulate a team plan that is well-suited for Deathbowl and anything that it may bring (including cheesy rats!)

Hey Joe, any chance of us being allowed to bring chainsaws? Wink

Clan_Skaven - May 07, 2008 - 11:40 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

[quote="Cramy]And yes, unless I build my own Chaos team, I'll bring my Skaven and just watch my opponents kill each-other while I score touchdown after touchdown.

I have started to formulate a team plan that is well-suited for Deathbowl and anything that it may bring (including cheesy rats!)

Hey Joe, any chance of us being allowed to bring chainsaws? Wink

[/quote]

Spazz , Chaos' Andvantage is Mutations for 10K they don't need Chainsaws with that you gimp!

Spazzfist - May 07, 2008 - 12:23 PM
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Screw you man! I want chainsaws!

Clan_Skaven - May 08, 2008 - 01:03 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Screw you man! I want chainsaws!

You are sounding like a bi......atch!!!!!! Maybe your name should be Spazzbitch.....

Spazzfist - May 08, 2008 - 07:04 AM
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Can your pride handle being spanked by a guy named "Spazzbitch"? I'm going to beat you worse than Mike Tyson beat his wife man!

Screw you all, I'll bring my own chainsaw to the tourney, and then rev it during the opponents turns to intimidate them! Laughing

Taxal - Jun 11, 2008 - 08:29 PM
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So have started to play test some Chaos teams and just wanted to know if a date has been decided yet. I know Joe you are thinking of changing it. Is the TV still set at 125.

Thanks
Taxal

Notorious_jtb - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:28 AM
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Everything is as it was except the date, which is now going to be the weekend after thanksgiving.

Sat 18 and sun 19 of October.

Hope you can all make it, I will set up a way to prepay soon, with various discounts and incentives Smile

Notorious_jtb - Aug 01, 2008 - 09:13 AM
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Okay folks a little update.

TV 125
Chaos teams (only) may take mutations for 10k on any of their players
No star players will agree to play in deathbowl, they are too sissy (so no chainsaws spazz).

The cost is $45 dollars. Naf members get $5 off.
If you PREPAY you get another $10 off.

So NAF members who PREPAY get tickets for $30!

If you want to prepay send a paypal payment to notorious_jtb@yahoo.com
(never done this before think this what spazz did)

To get the prepay discount you have to pay before in the next couple of weeks (before August 18th).

Rules come out next week.

Notorious_jtb - Aug 01, 2008 - 10:21 AM
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Prepaid coaches:

Spazzfist

Notorious_jtb - Aug 15, 2008 - 09:19 AM
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So not many coaches prepayed yet.

The rules are available and everyone who's email I have has been sent a copy. If you want a copy email deathbowl@gmail.com or wait until Eric uploads one to the DBVI website. which he may sort out sometime soon.

The prepayment discount deadline is August 19th (tuesday). as we need to pay for the room and order some stuff in advance, and later payments help us way less.
You can mail me a cheque but it has to arrive really soon for it to be helpful, paypal to notorious_jtb@yahoo.com is quickest.

Door price will be $40 for NAF members and $45 to non members.

let the trash talk and rules bending begin!

JTB

Eric.R. - Aug 15, 2008 - 02:46 PM
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I did not get a copy Sad

I will prepay soon.

Spazzfist - Aug 15, 2008 - 03:18 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

I did not get a copy Sad

I will prepay soon.

Does it matter whether or not you get a copy? You are going to get owned no matter what you bring! the same goes for those Ottawa b!tches! The Year of Chaos belongs to Spazz!

Notorious_jtb - Aug 15, 2008 - 08:17 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Eric.R. wrote:

I did not get a copy Sad

I will prepay soon.

Does it matter whether or not you get a copy? You are going to get owned no matter what you bring! the same goes for those Ottawa b!tches! The Year of Chaos belongs to Spazz!

It matters cos he puts it on the website dude!!!

Eric, i sent one to an email address I have for you, guess you switched it up. Email me at deathbowl@gmail.com and i'll whip one out to you!

Clan_Skaven - Aug 16, 2008 - 01:38 AM
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So as I'm clear on team building rules...... (Joe as been all over the board & comepleatly wishy-washy on a final answer on the Death Bowl VI rules pertaining to Chaos!)

All mutations including Claw will be 10K for Chaos (with no limmit or cap to how many of the same mutation may be chosen?)

Plus no player may be given more than 6 upgrades.

1,250,000 team building price?

Skills/Upgrades Costs: STR 50K, AGI 40K, MA or AV 30K, a doubles roll 30K, normal roll 20K, *Chaos teams only all mutations 10K*

Did my drunken/high post, post anything wrong or innacurate?

Rod

Notorious_jtb - Aug 16, 2008 - 05:41 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

thats right Rod.

It is in the rules pdf, did u ever send me your email address?
if not do so.

Notorious_jtb - Aug 17, 2008 - 03:52 PM
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Prepaid coaches:

Spazzfist
cramy
eric.r.
shadowseer2005
clan-skaven

Notorious_jtb - Aug 18, 2008 - 12:58 PM
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Don't forget tomorrow is the last day for prepayment!

Spazzfist - Aug 18, 2008 - 03:15 PM
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What will it take to get people to pay early? I thought a $10 discount would be incentive enough......

Notorious_jtb - Aug 19, 2008 - 07:49 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

What will it take to get people to pay early? I thought a $10 discount would be incentive enough......

yeah I have no idea either.

However, the payments I have recieved/been promised have helped me cover the rental price so I am still pleased Smile

We are all booked in for sure at the Montgomery Legion
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=montgomery+legion,+ottawa&ie=UTF8&ll=45.414449,-75.696788&spn=0.005445,0.009613&t=h&z=17

We are in the downstairs room, same place as the CCKO '08
Those who came to the CCKO know there is a bar upstairs that serves all day, and people who come to the tournament are welcome to go and enjoy the sat entertainment the legion has on in the evening (no idea what it is yet).

should be ace.

Notorious_jtb - Aug 20, 2008 - 08:30 AM
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So the prepayment thing is working ok

Prepaid coaches:

Spazzfist
cramy
eric.r.
shadowseer2005
clan-skaven
peter_meers
jrock56
dwarfrunner

which is nice.

the prepayment period is over now, and I am off to england today for a couple of weeks, so don't expect any replies to anything before september, unless u ask someone else Laughing

ttfn

JTB

Spazzfist - Aug 28, 2008 - 08:19 PM
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Alright ladies! I gots the team worked out and am organizing the bits together to assemble the team!

My performance at the tourney will be so dominating that after the Deathbowl weekend GW will be forced to introduce Spazzfist as a Fifth god of Chaos!

Cramy - Aug 29, 2008 - 01:45 PM
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Why would you want to be called the Filth god of Chaos? But hey, if that's what you want, sure.

Looking forward to seeing your team. But it won't stop be from running around you and scoring, over, and over, and over again.

Spazzfist - Aug 29, 2008 - 04:59 PM
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Cramy wrote:

Oh Cramy..... Rolling Eyes

Check your glasses there buddy- it is "fifth" like un deux trois quatre cinq....

The only "filth my team will have is a thick matte of blood and gore after annhiliating yours and every other team that dares to oppose them on the Deathbowl pitch! Not only will yo not be scoring on me, but it will be hard to run around me when you do not have any legs!

Spazzfist - Aug 31, 2008 - 04:03 PM
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I was at the Burlignton Ribfest today and found whnat is probably going ot be the new "Spoon" for the Deathbowl. Glenn asked me to pick it up for him (Damn! I should start charging a finders fee for the Ottawa trophies! Very Happy

)

The Staff of Jones

Front view:

Eric.R. - Aug 31, 2008 - 05:34 PM
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Nice "Spoon" «add the obligatory Yo' Momma joke here». I look foward to "winning" it.

BTW, since JTB is is out of town for awhile can someone send me the rules so I can update the webpage. Thanx.

EDIT: Forget the call for the rules, I found them. Apparently Norton has something against the Brits Wink

Notorious_jtb - Sep 02, 2008 - 08:17 AM
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Looks good spazz.
Sorry I didn't call back, i was in England.

Back now, and planning my lawsuit against Norton for racial discrimination Wink

Eric.R. - Sep 16, 2008 - 03:30 PM
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Well I finally updated the website. Took awhile but I did t. Damn real-world responsibilities getting in the way. . . .

Notorious_jtb - Sep 17, 2008 - 08:19 AM
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Ace, thanks Eric!

get registered folks!

Prepaid coaches:

Spazzfist
cramy
eric.r.
shadowseer2005
clan-skaven
peter_meers
jrock56
dwarfrunner

Taxal - Sep 17, 2008 - 07:05 PM
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My Khemri team...The Mighty Scorgasms has been signed up.....oh ya!!!!

Taxal - Sep 17, 2008 - 07:53 PM
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Question for you Joe...in the rules you mention ring colours...is this mandatory.

Spazzfist - Sep 17, 2008 - 08:10 PM
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Just make sure yours is clean man...... no telling where your ring has been! Shocked

Cramy - Sep 18, 2008 - 10:07 AM
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My understanding is that the rings are not mandatory, but if there is any chance of positional confusion in your team, PLEASE, PLEASE put rings on them. Or coloured dots on each side of the base. DeathBowl is confusing enough, coaches don't need to have to try to figure-out what player is what on the pitch. With the time limit rule, nobody will appreciate spending some of their precious time trying to figure things out.

Some example teams that will greatly benefit from base rings.
GW Elf, GW Amazon, and some custom teams. If you have a custom team and it is not easy to differenciate positionals, please put base rings.

But Joe's the boss, so we'll see if he has anything to correct or add. Smile

Dan, I don't remember what your Khemri positionals are easy to differentiate, but if your Thro-Ras, Blitz-Ras and Skeletons are very easy to differntiate, then all is good.

Notorious_jtb - Sep 18, 2008 - 01:31 PM
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Yeah what Cramy said.

It really is just to help your oponents and yourself work out which players are which quickly.
You also get some painting points for stuff being obvious too, so it could help you in multiple ways.

It can look pretty good too.

I foget how easy it is to tell your positionaly skellies apart but your mummies are obvious.

Eric.R. - Sep 18, 2008 - 06:24 PM
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As started with the 1st Deathbowl I attended (DBIV), which was the 1st to have a race specific theme, I created team logos. So, I shall continue the tradition and present this as the temporary logo for my team since I cannot come up with a better name as of right now.

I was feeling kinda 'gansta' when I came up with this idea and it does not realy fit the team as it stands right now. But, I held a poll in the local area for the team name and this was the result. This is the last time I hold a vote in Brampton where everyone wants to be 'gangsta' despite their middle income status. Go Brampton!!! Where local 'Bloods', 'Crips' and 'Ghosts' all exist in harmony despite their mutual hatred, and desire to killl eachother exists in other areas Confused

. Gotta love this town . . . Rolling Eyes

Notorious_jtb - Sep 19, 2008 - 07:47 AM
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Can't quite tell does that say Scrotes?

Wink

4-reel!

Eric.R. - Sep 19, 2008 - 08:06 AM
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Now that you mention it, it does kinda look that way Razz

In fact it says SCrows which could be pronounced either as 'Scrows' or 'Ess Crows'. And thinking about it the 2nd pronounciation would actually fit the theme when you coralate it to the movie Pumpkinhead . . .

Notorious_jtb - Sep 19, 2008 - 09:42 AM
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Escrow?

You planning on asking someone to look after the ball for you or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow

Spazzfist - Sep 19, 2008 - 10:43 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Escrow?

You planning on asking someone to look after the ball for you or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow

It would seem more likely that he will leave some money in trust with the T.O. to be given to any opponent who allows him to win!

Notorious_jtb - Sep 19, 2008 - 01:02 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Notorious_jtb wrote:

Escrow?

You planning on asking someone to look after the ball for you or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escrow

It would seem more likely that he will leave some money in trust with the T.O. to be given to any opponent who allows him to win!

He can leave all the money he likes with me, I trust i can find a good use for it Smile

Spazzfist - Sep 19, 2008 - 01:46 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

He can leave all the money he likes with me, I trust i can find a good use for it Smile

Wa'evah!

Hey Joe (where you goin' with that gun in your hand) you never did answer that question about that base rings. And if you did, then I didn't see it, which means that it doesn't count and you have to answer it again.

Notorious_jtb - Sep 22, 2008 - 07:33 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

you never did answer that question about that base rings. And if you did, then I didn't see it, which means that it doesn't count and you have to answer it again.

you lazy so and so!

it is at the top of tha page dude!!! the same one you posted on.

Base rings are NOT compulsory.

However, they could help you get some points for painting.
And they can be nice for your oponent.

The painting points are added to your tournament points to determine the final standings.
The maximum points each team can get is 2.5, just less than one win!

Painted : All models are fully painted, with a minimum of 3 colours 0.5
Based: All models have a painted and textured base. 0.5
Numbered: All models are numbered in a visible way. 0.5
Detailed: All models are highlighted/shaded or detailed in a noticeable way. 0.5
Conversion: At least one model on the team is significantly different to normal 0.5
Representative: All the models on the team are representative of the player they depict. Or The models are identified by their base ring colour (see appendix) 0.5

Notorious_jtb - Sep 22, 2008 - 07:39 AM
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just for completeness i thought I would include the tournament points from Gameplay here

Tournament points from Game play
Win vs. direct opponent = 3
Tie vs. direct opponent = 1
Loss vs. direct opponent = 0

Bonus points
Scored most TDs on table = 2
Tied for most TDs on the table =1
Caused the most CAS (from blocking) on the table = 1

So for each game you can get a maximum of 6 points
(3 win vs direct opponent, +2 for most TDs on table and +1 for most CAS)

As there are 4 games at the tournament the absolute maximum from gameplay is 24 points
It is unlikely anyone will get 4 maximums...........

The painting points will be added to the gameplay points to determine who finishes where so 1st place could be decide by painting.

If you look at the points scoring for painting it is only about effort not ability. And there are 6 categories, each worth half a point, so you only need to meet 5 of them to get the maximum points.

Spazzfist - Sep 22, 2008 - 08:39 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Spazzfist wrote:

you never did answer that question about that base rings. And if you did, then I didn't see it, which means that it doesn't count and you have to answer it again.

you lazy so and so!

it is at the top of tha page dude!!! the same one you posted on.

I am going to use Eric's excuse and say that it was Talons who posted on my account - we all know how that guy is about reading rules properly!

Spazzfist - Sep 27, 2008 - 09:17 PM
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MAGNETS

For anyone who is interested, I have ordered more magnets of various sizes, and in order to be able to use my credit card I had to order $50 worth of product which is a LOT of magnets! If people want to magmetize their bases then I can do this for you before the tourney, or between games - in Deathbowl with how crowded things get this is almost a must!

Eric.R. - Sep 28, 2008 - 04:25 PM
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Were in the gods name did you order magnets from to have to spend that much? That seems re-dong-culous . . . butI am sure there are some that would take u up on yer offer . . . me included as I am running low.

Clan_Skaven - Sep 28, 2008 - 04:34 PM
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I'm up fort it too

Spazzfist - Sep 28, 2008 - 05:16 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

This is the site where I get them from:
http://www.indigo.com/magnets/rare-earth-magnets.html

I only have the Amex, and to use that it has to be $50 worth of product. If I had another card there would not be that restricion. No worries, I am sure there will be plenty of people interested!

Eric.R. - Sep 28, 2008 - 07:51 PM
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Ah, same place I got mine and yeah another card would not have had the restrction. Atleast u r keeping it Canadian.

Talons - Sep 28, 2008 - 09:54 PM
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Well, just a little note from Talons. Brace yourselves Ottawa....for they are coming......The Brides of Slaneesh will be making their debut in the Deathbowl. That's right suckers, I got the weekend off. Eric give me a shout as I have to make some travel plans to make this possible. My number is 905 353 0083. Talk to you guys soon.

Talons - Sep 28, 2008 - 09:55 PM
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One more thing....anyone got room or me to stay or can you guys give me a list of good places to stay in Ottawa close to the tourney?????

Clan_Skaven - Sep 28, 2008 - 10:21 PM
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If I can get the time off I'll be bringing my "St. Lucifer's Rams"

Hell thaey can't do worse than the "St. Louis Rams"

jrock56 - Sep 28, 2008 - 10:31 PM
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HAHAHA!! Ain't that the truth.... what about those Broncos Talons...losing to the lowly Chiefs today, I'll be sure to relay your # to Glenn so he can fill your ear with some football talk prior to Deathbowl.

Rod I wouldn't bring any team relating to the rams as they have been taking it up the culo for over a month now and it doesn't seem to be getting any better....just bad charma I would think, lol.

Adam

Eric.R. - Sep 29, 2008 - 09:19 AM
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Man, the car is gonna be packed tight at this rate . . . well we did it before [to DBIV] and can do it again.

Spazzfist - Sep 29, 2008 - 01:45 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Man, the car is gonna be packed tight at this rate . . . well we did it before [to DBIV] and can do it again.

Well we still don't know what is happening with Ben - if he is going then that could lighten the load a little bit.

Clan_Skaven - Sep 29, 2008 - 11:51 PM
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Ok guys I really want to go, but my Mother just had a stroke, she's doing ok, considering she has her whole left side paralized. So if I'm not there I hope you all can understand....

But if I don't sound to selfish, can you still reserve a spot for me in case I am able to attend?

Rod

Spazzfist - Sep 30, 2008 - 07:55 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

But if I don't sound to selfish, can you still reserve a spot for me in case I am able to attend?

Dude, I don't want to sound selfish either, but I want you to attend so that I can get some easy rankings off of you! Laughing

As for the rest of you bottom feeders, be prepared to feel my wrath as my team turns each Blood Bowl pitch that they step onto into a storm of blood and gore. Somebody better call the Humane Society because I am going to go totally medieval on the Little Pup! A total act of animal cruelty! And let that be a warning to the other Jones as well, as this time is will be his team filling the casualty box as my team carves a bloody swathe to victory!

Khorne's Beserkers will not be stopped! Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Touchdowns for Spazz!

Clan_Skaven - Sep 30, 2008 - 11:50 AM
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All joking aside, that doesn't really answer my question.......

Spazzfist - Sep 30, 2008 - 12:14 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

All joking aside, that doesn't really answer my question.......

All joking aside, it is not my decision to make. I am not planning on being one of the drivers (assuming that it was a spot in the vehicle that you wished to reserve as oppose to a spot in the tourney). So it's not my decision to make. If it comes down to it, and you're being left out, then I will most likely drive.

Spazzfist - Sep 30, 2008 - 12:21 PM
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.... failing that you could always check to see if that short bus that used to take you to school is available to transport you!

Laughing

Clan_Skaven - Sep 30, 2008 - 12:32 PM
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sorry i'm just not in the mood for any banter, talk with you guys later....

Spazzfist - Sep 30, 2008 - 03:02 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

sorry i'm just not in the mood for any banter, talk with you guys later....

Not trying to make light of your situation or how you might be feeling.... just keeping the mood light. Hope all is getting better for you.

Eric.R. - Sep 30, 2008 - 07:09 PM
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In response to CS's question: I have reserved a spot in the car for you should you be able to make it out. And, all the best to your Mom.

@ Talons: been meaning to call but between 2 jobs and other events I have been running myself ragged over the last couple of weeks. Do not worry I have space in the car for you and will call soon.

Just for reference I have in the car so far: Me, Spazz, Peter, Talons, CS (reserved) and Dan (doubtful). Now the glorious task of logistics!!

Cramy - Oct 01, 2008 - 05:31 AM
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I hope your mother gets better soon Rod.

Spazzfist - Oct 01, 2008 - 07:51 PM
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I just spoke to Ben tonight and he told me that he is going to be coming for sure. Eric, he said that he would like to come up with us in your vehicle, but if there is not enough room, then he would be willing to drive his own vehicle, and maybe lighten the load on the van.

Eric.R. - Oct 01, 2008 - 08:40 PM
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There should be room but the problem could arise if everyone is staying at different locations (more logistics to figure out Sad

).

The list of riders stands at:

Me
Spazz
Peter
Talons
Ben
Dan - Pending
CS - Pending

So we are looking at 5 to 7 people whch is doable. If we pack nothing more than the essentials [in the cas of 7] we are fine. But if larger items are being brought than we may run into an issue.

Spazzfist - Oct 01, 2008 - 08:51 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

So we are looking at 5 to 7 people whch is doable. If we pack nothing more than the essentials [in the cas of 7] we are fine. But if larger items are being brought than we may run into an issue.

I suggest we only buy the beer when we get into the city so we are not carrying that with us. This time, I am only bringing the one team, so no worries about me bringing several cases like I did to Niaggaroth! Very Happy

The only thing that is going to be awkward is the new wooden spoon - but I am sure we can work it out.

As for anyone staying at different locations, I would suggest that we go to Jones' and then we can figure out how they are getting to the next place from there (maybe that person can come get them).

Getting pumped for this one!

Talons - Oct 03, 2008 - 12:57 PM
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Adam....any chance you can get glen to give me a call in regards to a place to crash. I want to get something figured out ASAP. Spaz I am going to be calling you tonight around 930pm hopefully that is not too late. Eric give me a call Sunday if you can...I will be home around 430pm. I need to figure out the best route for us to meet.

jrock56 - Oct 03, 2008 - 05:20 PM
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Hey Rob (Talons), I'll forward your number to him...I don't see a problem but it's his place so he'll confirm with you. I may be able to have a few guys crash at my place as well. Live with the folks but there cool and we have a couple couches/beds people can crash in. Anyhow, see you all in a couple weeks.

Adam

Spazzfist - Oct 06, 2008 - 04:41 PM
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I just got off the phone with Glenn and he said that he is willing to put us all up at his place for the weekend. There is a couple of couches, a bed and floor space for any with air matresses, so we are all more than welcome to stay.

@Eric - he said that he is taking the weekend off, so we can show up at any time - he said the sooner the better!

12 days and counting! Very Happy

Clan_Skaven - Oct 06, 2008 - 09:49 PM
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Ok I just put in the time off request at work, so unless work screws me, I'm in....

I'm in the process of making the mutations by adding greenstuff to my 11 Beastmen.

Rod

Eric.R. - Oct 07, 2008 - 08:06 AM
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OK, it seems that everyone who is planning on comming up with me is free to go anytime and Glenn is willing to extend his hospitality to allow us to arrive at anytime. Now just have to confirm with Peter when he is free and hope I can take the day off. So by friday a plan of action should be formulated.

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Notorious_jtb - Oct 07, 2008 - 08:26 AM
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hey boys, sorry for going awol. I was back in england for a funeral Sad

I am certain there are options for people to stay at dwarfrunners place too. He has been away on holiday recently to vegas so probably why he hasn't said so on here.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 07, 2008 - 10:08 AM
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So who are the 3 odd men out & in what order.....

Cause I heard Glen wants to play, so is he not an odd man out? Or is he the 1st odd man out?

In case you forgot in an all rounds being Death-Bowl format, you need 3 odd men out in case you attendance is not a multiple of 4.

I'm sure you guys have takin care of this already, Laughing

But since I was labled at last years Death-Bowl as a Rules-Monger (well it was a slightly more offencive name than Monger given to me , but I'd rather not post it on here due to bad taste Laughing

)

And no Spazz I'm not drunk, I just woke up....

Rolling Eyes

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 10:52 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

And no Spazz I'm not drunk, I just woke up....

... and you call me pissy! Laughing

I wasn't even thinking that, but seeing as you called me out, I figured I should respond!

For what it is worth, I could tell you were not drunk, because there was no rambling and spelling was decent. Wink

Notorious_jtb - Oct 07, 2008 - 11:52 AM
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Glenn is 1st odd man out, the odds are good that he plays (I was 1st odd man out last year).
I am second odd man out.
3rd odd man out is not set in stone, but could be a variety of different players for different games.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 07, 2008 - 11:58 AM
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oh yeah.

The Slann, Underworld and Chaos pact teams have been added to the rankings.
This was decided here :http://www.bloodbowl.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=65040#65040

This means that they can be taken in the Deathbowl legally despite not being mentioned in the rulebook.
(The chaospact do NOT get the 10k mutations!!!!!!)

Think this might another layer of fun to the event!

the rules for these teams can be found here:
http://www.blood-bowl.net/LRB_PBBL/2007NewTeams.pdf

Clan_Skaven - Oct 07, 2008 - 12:30 PM
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Just curious, gimme a list of attendance for the tourney

From Niagara
Rob P
Rod D

From Toronto area
Craig T-W
Eric R
Ben T

From Coburg
Peter M

So how bout Ottawa, Motreal, or whereever else ?

Just curious to see a number....

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 12:31 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

The Slann, Underworld and Chaos pact teams have been added to the rankings..... This means that they can be taken in the Deathbowl legally despite not being mentioned in the rulebook.

I think I might take Slann to the Deathbowl next year - all that leap and VLL would be CRAZY! Very Happy

Clan_Skaven - Oct 07, 2008 - 12:36 PM
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I tried to register in the Death Bowl webpage but it keeps bringing up an error

So I'll register here

St. Lucifer's Rams
Chaos (all beastmen)
Rod Davidson
Niagara Falls ON

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:03 PM
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Is there any whispers of what will be happening at the next Deathbowl?

The Year of the ......?

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:06 PM
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Hey Rod, as per your attendance question,

MTL: Dan Chaput, Patrick Gilbert

Ottawa: Adam, Glenn, Joe, Mark D, Marc-Andre, Stephan Champagne, Alex, Rob Keefe

Bainsville: Leathan

Don't Know: Colin Keillar

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:07 PM
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Slann would be an interesting possibility, maybe I will have to reconsider...

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:10 PM
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Year of the DWARF sounds good to me LOL

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:19 PM
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Looks like 16 minimum right now for attendance with a possibilty of 20 if everyone in the surrounding area comes out

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:25 PM
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jrock56 wrote:

Year of the DWARF sounds good to me LOL

Oh god no......... Shocked

Daggers - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:28 PM
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I can take some guys at my place likely. Just don't expect it to be a raucous party like Glenn's place. ;P
If people want to actually get some sleep they can crash at my place.

Eric.R. - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:48 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Is there any whispers of what will be happening at the next Deathbowl?

The Year of the ......?

Just to hear you bitch some more I say it should be "Year of the Vampyre" Vampire

Notorious_jtb - Oct 07, 2008 - 01:51 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

jrock56 wrote:

Year of the DWARF sounds good to me LOL

Oh god no......... Shocked

Every year is year of the dwarf Wink

Actually don't want to distract from this years theme. We will make an announcement at the end of the presentation ceremony.

Numbers wise jrock56 has it pretty much right. Although there are a bunch of people that are on the fringes of the scene right now who are potential attendees.

Daggers - Oct 07, 2008 - 02:40 PM
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I know Mike O will NOT be making it out, talked to him during lunch this week and he has something else to do.

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 03:14 PM
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jrock56 wrote:

Possibles: Rob Keefe,

I don't know when is the last time you spoke to Glenn, or whether things have changed, but I spoke to him last night and he told me that Rob is coming for sure.

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 04:34 PM
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I figured Rob was coming but had not confirmed it yet. That's cool though, I think that gives us 17 for sure right now which includes the 2 odd men out so not a bad scenario.

Spazzfist - Oct 07, 2008 - 07:56 PM
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You had better not be one of the odd men out Little Pup! I am going to destroy you once and for all!

One of my chaos warriors is named "Hok" which is an acronym for Hound of Khorne! This big dog is going to tear you apart like a rottweiler on a chihuahua!

You will be my first victim of many. All will die who dare to oppose me!

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 11:18 PM
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Oh don't you worry Spazzbit**, I don't plan on being an odd man out. I already missed Rod's tourney last month when I planned on attending. Just an FYI you will be able to find me on table 1, that is if you can make it anywhere near it!!!! Your Chaos Warrior you speak of sounds like something I just "Hok"ed out of my lungs. Pitiful at best.

I'd say may the best man win but that choice is too easy as I will crush you into utter oblivion when we face off...you don't even want to be at the same table as me cause while I score on my direct opponent I'll bash your skull in just for good measure.

Adam

jrock56 - Oct 07, 2008 - 11:29 PM
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So I have the up to date attendees so far:

Rob P, Rod D, Craig T-W, Eric R, Ben T, Peter M, Dan Chaput, Patrick G, Adam J, Glenn J, Joe B, Mark D, Marc-Andre, Stephan C, Alex, Rob K, Leathan K, Colin K, Steve T, Chris Wilson.

That makes 20 so far, a good even number, if we can get to 24 great but otherwise that works out perfectly.

Spazzfist - Oct 08, 2008 - 07:14 AM
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Little Pup, I really hope that we are at the same table (which will have to be the first game, because after that I am moving up while you stay down with the bottomfeeders) because I am going to make such an example of you!

Even if you are not across from me, I am going to run my beastman with the ball through your endzone before scoring on my opponent just to rub it in your face. Don't even talk about stopping me, because it is hard for your players to prevent this when they are screaming in agony from the Casualty box! Twisted Evil

Melifaxis - Oct 08, 2008 - 01:22 PM
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I just wanted to say have fun at the tourney.

p.s. Hossa makes a fine Red Wing

Clan_Skaven - Oct 08, 2008 - 09:56 PM
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Unlike all you Morons I'm not going to brag what silly named painted figure is going to do what to whoever's mom! I'll just let my team speak for themselves. Last year I was on table 2 rounds 3 & 4 & table 1 round 2 , not too shabby seeing there was 6 tables! (round one it does not matter what table you are on, but for the record it was table 2 as well. Laughing

)

& lets not forget I am the Casualty Champ for Death-Bowl IV & Death-Bowl V, will I Threepeat? We will see won't we!

I do have a score to settle with the Pup from last years Death-Bowl, so Spazz don't get in my way when I tame the Pup, or you too will be beaten down!

There I'm done !

(Spazz & the Pup can continue on with thier silly flirting of one another!)

Spazzfist - Oct 09, 2008 - 06:40 AM
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Rod, don't even go there..... Your beast-b!tches will be like every other team that I see, just a bunch of players who don't even know that they are dead yet. I am just going to help them realize that. I know (because you have told the story many times) about your grudge with the Pup, but he and I have a three game tie streak going that I am going to end when I mercilessly crush him! My intentions are purely vengeful. Once I have crushed his team and his spirits, then he is all yours!

Furthermore, you do not stand a chance at the Most Casualties this year, because the Blood God will be favouring my Khorne team and I will spill blood and take skulls in his name! With three teams worth of victms in every game my casualty count will soar far beyond even that of the Big Dog at the Q'ermitt! 32 casualties will seem like nothing when I am done!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 09, 2008 - 07:11 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Whats that humping on my leg????

"SPAZZZ!!!!!!!!!!! , I'm not the Pup! Go away ....... Go hump his leg not mine with your silly talk!"

Laughing

Spazzfist - Oct 09, 2008 - 07:26 AM
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Dude, you only wish!

The tugging on your leg wwill be reminiscent of that first scene in Jaws, where the girl feels the tug and then realizes that her leg is gone! It takes a while for the pain to kick in, but after it does, then you'll know it!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 09, 2008 - 07:31 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Please you will do no better than the guy that represented you at last years Death-Bowl, & he finnished 23rd out of 24!

Spazzfist - Oct 09, 2008 - 08:15 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Spazzfist wrote:

Please you will do no better than the guy that represented you at last years Death-Bowl, & he finnished 23rd out of 24!

That's because he did not take the unstoappable ogre team that I made for the DeathBowl. Instead he went for one uber-ogre and a nuch of vanilla ones. Too many eggs in one basket.

My team is perfectly designed. My strategy will be flawless and my dice will favour me.

The deaths of my opponents is certain.

Be afraid.

Eric.R. - Oct 09, 2008 - 09:27 AM
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Oh dear. This is gonna make for one hell of a long car ride. You 2 better both behave or I am leaving you at the big apple.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 09, 2008 - 10:39 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Spazzfist wrote:

Please you will do no better than the guy that represented you at last years Death-Bowl, & he finnished 23rd out of 24!

No he had 3 STR 7 Ogres not one you turd.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 09, 2008 - 01:38 PM
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be friendly lads.

we all know ogres suck. I still hold out hope Dan might turn up with his all snotling team sigh.

don't forget to register on the website boys and girls. helpful for me to get the software all ready for the day.
link is in my signature

jrock56 - Oct 09, 2008 - 02:06 PM
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Perfectly designed....HAHAHAHAHA!!! Spazz even if you did design the perfect team to win, it's the many flaws in your gameplay that cause you so many losses...How do I word that again...emotionally challenged, it affects your gameplay drastically. All I need to do to beat you is get you upset about something in the game and it's down the tubes for you. LOL

Rod don't you worry either, I'll have some A** Whoopin left over for you from our experiences at deathbowl last year, vengeance will be mine at this Deathbowl !!!!!!!

Adam

Spazzfist - Oct 09, 2008 - 02:58 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

No he had 3 STR 7 Ogres not one you turd.

Wow, if I didn't know better I would think that you were getting pissy! Laughing

Forgive me oh flatulant one for not memorizing who took what on their teams at a tournament that I did not attend. The point was that he did not take the team as I had designed it. Had he followed my ingenious plan, then he would have fared much better.

Spazzfist - Oct 09, 2008 - 03:00 PM
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jrock56 wrote:

B!tch, you can talk about my losses all you like, but the fact of the matter is that none of them are from you! Cool

jrock56 - Oct 09, 2008 - 11:13 PM
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Yeah but none of your FEW wins have been against me either. I'm going to help rectify your problem of having no losses to me yet if we face each other. You call me Lil Pup but your not even in the same league as the Big Dogs, your like the cat that the dogs take turns ripping apart!!! I'll make you feel at home soon don't worry. Surprised

Clan_Skaven - Oct 10, 2008 - 12:42 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Shut it Byers!!!!!!!!!!!

I tied you 1-1 at last years Death-Bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

& I have beat you our last 2 meetings (wait let me resay that I shut you out our last two meetings. (Whats that Joe you have no idea what an endzone looks like? )

Clan_Skaven - Oct 10, 2008 - 12:47 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

jrock56 wrote:

B!tch, you can talk about my losses all you like, but the fact of the matter is that none of them are from you! Cool

I beat his Skaven , his Halflings, his Ogres...................

Oh yeah sorry not my fight......................

There you go Adam more ammo!

P.S. "Screw you Adam!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO RAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spazzfist - Oct 10, 2008 - 06:01 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

I beat his Skaven , his Halflings, his Ogres...................
There you go Adam more ammo!

How the hell is that more ammo for Adam?? So you beat my ogres, with your orcs..... hmmm... not the hardest match up to win! You also used your orcs against my halflings. and may I remind you that the game should have ended in a TIE, except that Brian St. James forces us to play another half of OT. Sure, you won, but against halflings, dude that was pretty sad....

Anytime we have played two "proper" teams, it was always a tie or a win in my favour... and no, skaven are not a proper team! They are almost as bad as vampires!

P.S. You still suck Adam![/b]

Eric.R. - Oct 10, 2008 - 09:18 AM
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Just a little update for those coming from the west (as you tend to read the boards more often than picking up the phone):

The list of riders stands at:

Me
Spazz
Rob
Ben
Rod - Pending
--
--

As for departure time I would figure around Noon from Brampton (about 10:30 am for the Falls) on Friday to arrive for 5-6 pm in Ottawa.

*PS. Pete is still comming, he is just making his own way up.

Daggers - Oct 10, 2008 - 11:24 AM
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Who needs to crash at my place, since I will be unavailable Friday until around 11pm. So I atleast have an idea of how many people need space.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 10, 2008 - 11:58 AM
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I'd prefer a non smoking enviroment, but will crash anywhere....

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 10, 2008 - 12:01 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

I beat his Skaven , his Halflings, his Ogres...................
There you go Adam more ammo!

What do u mean Skaven are almost as bad as Vampires? Are you on crack?

Just cause you & Byers Blow "Chunks" with Skaven doesn't mean Skavenn are bad, it means you guys are!

(Hey Adam isn't "Chunks" your nickname?)

Notorious_jtb - Oct 10, 2008 - 12:06 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

I beat his Skaven , his Halflings, his Ogres...................
There you go Adam more ammo!

ah banter.

I will agree that I suck quite mightly with Skaven. Although I like to think I was a victim of circumstance.

However, Chaos Dwarves are just great, they handled your skaven quite nicely Rod, even though I was asleep!

p.s. Fifa tournie on saturday night?

Clan_Skaven - Oct 10, 2008 - 12:22 PM
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I'm up for fifa saturday night as long as we all use one control set..... none of your cheesey tactics Byers of mixing up everyons control styles every game....

Everyone use same controls every game

(i'll still lose, but atleast fairly) Very Happy

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 10, 2008 - 02:18 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Just a little update for those coming from the west (as you tend to read the boards more often than picking up the phone):

The list of riders stands at:

Me
Spazz
Rob
Ben
Rod - Pending
--
--

As for departure time I would figure around Noon from Brampton (about 10:30 am for the Falls) on Friday to arrive for 5-6 pm in Ottawa.

*PS. Pete is still comming, he is just making his own way up.

Sounds good Eric, if you want the company going down to the Falls I will join you for the morning jaunt.

jrock56 - Oct 10, 2008 - 07:50 PM
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Hey Spazz you and Rod can both rub on DEEZ NUTS!!!!! after I embarass you both next weekend with your pitiful game, just have to make sure Rod isn't hung over and I'll roll over him as well Surprised

Cause we all know he plays better when he can't focus. LOL

PS. Rod you know how sensitive I am about that nickname, how could you man...I thought we were friends..... Crying or Very sad

I KID, I KID. Most of us that play could carry that name effectively, but lets hope your game is better than that name come next weekend or it will be a blowout!!

Spazzfist - Oct 11, 2008 - 12:52 PM
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Adam,

If you only played BB half as well as you made homo-erotic posts, you might actually be a contender in this tourney. Shame you waste all your time trying to turn Rod on.... Laughing

Spazzfist - Oct 11, 2008 - 01:23 PM
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Deathbowl Rules wrote:

If Joe is about to score on Craig, and there is nothing (or very little) Craig can do about it, and Rod has a chance to score on Ben, but the only thing in his way is Craig. Then Craig will move out of Rod's way to allow him to score before Joe scores on Craig. This way Craig is still tied with Joe and the balls reset for a new drive. There is nothing wrong with this.

What are you talking about, "there is nothing wrong with this"???? there is something HUGELY wrong with that! In what kind of Bizzaro universe is it that Joe is ever going to be in a position to score on me when I can do nothing about it? Please.....

Notorious_jtb - Oct 11, 2008 - 07:21 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Deathbowl Rules wrote:

I was surprised when no one mentioned this e.g. last year, as it made its first appearance then Smile

Talons - Oct 11, 2008 - 09:37 PM
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Eric, I just got home....it is 1130pm, i had a long day. Sorry I missed your call. I will be at work until 4pm tommorrow so I will call you when I get home.

Spazzfist - Oct 11, 2008 - 09:38 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

I was surprised when no one mentioned this e.g. last year, as it made its first appearance then Smile

Last year I was a little preoocupied with getting my home ready to sell. It is hard to believe that it has almost been a year since we moved into the new place.

Looking forward to Deathbowl this year! In my honour you can call the next DB, the Year of the Spazz! Very Happy

jrock56 - Oct 12, 2008 - 10:42 AM
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Oh Come on Spazz that would be like calling the Deathbowl " The Year of the Loser!!" No one would want to attend that just to beat up on you the whole tourney.

Spazzfist - Oct 12, 2008 - 12:18 PM
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jrock56 wrote:

No one would want to attend that just to beat up on you the whole tourney.

Hey, that's why anybody from Ontario attends tourneys - just to beat up on you! You're the whipping b!tch!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 12, 2008 - 04:20 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

jrock56 wrote:

No one would want to attend that just to beat up on you the whole tourney.

Hey, that's why anybody from Ontario attends tourneys - just to beat up on you! You're the whipping b!tch!

In recent tourneys I have beat both you punks, (along with Byers Laughing

)

So , umm yeah no more needs to be said!

I see both Spazz & Pup in final standings lower than Eric!

Talons - Oct 12, 2008 - 07:09 PM
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Rod, I talked to Eric tonight. He will be arriving at my place around 1030 on Friday. So if you still want me to pick you up from work on Thursday night let me know.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 05:50 AM
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Just giving you lads a sneek peek of one of my mutated Beastmen "Very Long Legs" is the mutation, but instead of of Legs , it's Instestines & Endtrails. The modle still needs some more work, but what do you guys think?

Rod

Cramy - Oct 13, 2008 - 07:15 AM
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Very nice.

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 10:24 AM
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Oof....

Bit of a turkey hangover today. Taking it easy and going to finish basing my team. Hope that everyone is having a good Thanksgiving. Hope that your mom is doing better Rod.

As for the mini - looks really good! A lot more work than what you have done in the past, so it is good to see you expanding your skills. Kind of reminds me of a genie or something right now - with a tornado on his bottom half. Will be really interesting to see it painted and done with the whole team.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 12:51 PM
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All the modles are finally done as far as being put together, now just need undercoat sprayed on , painted, & based (+ if Spazz still has some magnets left over , Magetised)

Rod

Talons - Oct 13, 2008 - 02:29 PM
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Cool looking MODEL Rod!!!!! Notice the proper spelling of MODEL Rod. LOL!!!! I thought for sure Craig would jump all over that one.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 13, 2008 - 02:30 PM
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Looks good Rod, looking forward to seeing the whole team.

Good work on the spelling correction Galons!

Talons - Oct 13, 2008 - 02:31 PM
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BTW Rod, I stopped by your place last night but you weren't home. I need to know what you want to do on Thursday???? Let me know, I will be home all night tonight and tommorrow.

P.S I need your help with a few things. Let me know if you are going to be home later so I can come by.

Eric.R. - Oct 13, 2008 - 02:55 PM
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Dwarfrunner wrote:

Who needs to crash at my place, since I will be unavailable Friday until around 11pm. So I atleast have an idea of how many people need space.

As it stands right now 5 people need beds. From what I understand Glenn is the primary crash location but I am not sure how many he can hold comfortably.

My guess is that we will play it by ear on arrival and then call around if we need more beds.

Though if there is a FIFA tourny I am in, if for not other reason to see Rod cause a Penelty-Shot~Save~Penalty-Shot situation. That was gold, along with his Keeper watching the ball SLOWLY rolling across the goal line. Good times were had . . . until we relised it was 5AM!!!

Talons - Oct 13, 2008 - 04:25 PM
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If there is FIFA, I am there......Rod is going down easier than normal. LOL!!!!

Taxal - Oct 13, 2008 - 04:53 PM
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Really cool looking Rod. Whats the colour scheme going to be on the team? Thinking this year might be a hard one on the voting for BEST TEAM.....

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 05:05 PM
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New Flash:

Ben is out. Eric, if you want to pick up the dice from his place, he said that you can proxy for him for the membership renewals.

Eric.R. - Oct 13, 2008 - 06:40 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

New Flash:

Ben is out. Eric, if you want to pick up the dice from his place, he said that you can proxy for him for the membership renewals.

OK, Cool. Will talk to him about it tommorow. Do not want to see anyone without dice who have paid. Check y'all in a week. Peace!!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 07:30 PM
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I'll be renewing my membership & Greg (who won my tourney) & giving the info for Corey (Chops, Wooden Spoon from my tourney) to set up his NAF account. Possibly Joe as well pending if he wants me to. So thats 3 - 4 sets of dice from me.

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 07:35 PM
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Taxal wrote:

Really cool looking Rod. Whats the colour scheme going to be on the team? Thinking this year might be a hard one on the voting for BEST TEAM.....

Thanks man, well as far as team colours it will be Gold & Dark Blue like the St. Louis Rams. All the Beastman's horns will be same gold. Thier fur/skin will be various blacks/browns/greys & there will be other contrasting colours reprisenting mutations.

The easy & fun part is done (green stuff & glue) , now its painting, gawd I hate painting....

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:03 PM
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The team is done for me except for the one model which I have been extensively puttying for the last month or so. So just have to paint and base that one, and then consider whether I want to doa display base for them....

Three more work days for me! Then I descend upon the capital city to wreak havoc!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:16 PM
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Spazz feel like making an 11 slot round base board for me (I'll paint it for myself) just for future tournies, I almost failed shop in highschool Embarassed

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:31 PM
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See what I can do.

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:31 PM
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See what I can do.

Spazzfist - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:32 PM
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See what I can do.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 13, 2008 - 08:34 PM
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Wow he replies in triplicit, must be imortant.....

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 14, 2008 - 06:30 AM
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yeah........ if someone can delete those extra two, that would be great....... stupid computer froze, and I got impatient....

Clan_Skaven - Oct 14, 2008 - 12:34 PM
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Question regarding Safe Throw & Death-Bowl....

T = thrower
X= target
A,B,C= possible people that can intercept

=========================================================

T...............B.........C..................A.................X

Ok I know if "B" misses the interception "C" gets a shot , then "A" if "C" fails.

What if "B" does intercept it, but the "T" uses Safe Throw skill to cancell interception. Does "C" then get to try & intercept the pass & if "C" fails, does "A" still get thier chances to still intercept?

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 14, 2008 - 12:42 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

I do know each team can only try one interception per turn, no matter how many in line they have. So for arguments sake plyers A,B,C are from the other 3 opponents to the Thrower....

Spazzfist - Oct 14, 2008 - 12:50 PM
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Don't have the rulebook in front of me, but what does it say under the skill description for Safe Throw?

Daggers - Oct 14, 2008 - 01:43 PM
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With Safe Throw you make an AG roll, if you succeed, the interception is cancelled.
With regards to Clan-Skavens question, assuming all three opponents were on three different teams. I believe each player would attempt to intercept the pass (in order from closest to farthest from the throw), and for each successful interception the passing player would roll safe throw for each. So in theory, the passing player could need to make three safe throw rolls against three opponents.

Of course the likelyhood of this actually happening is so remote, I doubt it will ever come up.

Daggers - Oct 14, 2008 - 02:00 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Dwarfrunner wrote:

Who needs to crash at my place, since I will be unavailable Friday until around 11pm. So I atleast have an idea of how many people need space.

Since there seems to be enough interest, I can host a FIFA tourney. I will confirm later. I am assuming this is for Friday night when everyone arrives. And I am NOT playing til 5am, no f#$%ing way. It took me forever to get going the next day, I was so sluggish I felt like I had been drugged.

HMM, maybe next time I should just skip the BB tourney and host a 24-hour FIFA tourney.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 14, 2008 - 02:58 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Yes.

3 interception attempts may occur before the pass roll.
A safe throw roll occurs after each "successful" safe throw roll.
So absolutely you could need to make 3 safe throw rolls before you even get to see if you made an accurate pass. crazy huh!

Notorious_jtb - Oct 14, 2008 - 02:59 PM
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Dwarfrunner wrote:

Eric.R. wrote:

Dwarfrunner wrote:

Who needs to crash at my place, since I will be unavailable Friday until around 11pm. So I atleast have an idea of how many people need space.

Hmmm, thought you were out late friday?
saturday night could be good too, as we don't finish that late.............

totally, daggerbowl II should be fifa event, or at least combined fifa/bb

Daggers - Oct 14, 2008 - 03:44 PM
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Yeah, I was thinking about that. Friday is gonna to be difficult for me. Saturday should be no problem.

Eric.R. - Oct 14, 2008 - 07:18 PM
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I am done my team. Atleast that is my story as I am tiring of painting.

Fear the S'Crows

The entire team. The Scyth represent a mutation. Can you guess which one?

Pumpkinheads are the Warriors.

Sackheads are the Beastmen.

Cramy - Oct 14, 2008 - 07:22 PM
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I see lots of Chaos registered. My plans are being finalized against such a horde of misfits. All hail the might of the Filth Vermins.

Now I'm going back to work. Ughh. I'll probably be so tired for the tourney that I'll be sleeping on my chair, which will be next to table 1. Wink

Cramy - Oct 14, 2008 - 07:23 PM
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Wow. That's a pretty cool team. I really like them, and the theme.

Taxal - Oct 14, 2008 - 07:55 PM
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All I got to say Eric is ...... WOW !!!!!!

Great job.

Spazzfist - Oct 14, 2008 - 08:47 PM
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Yeah Eric, that is a really sweet team! Well done!

Clan_Skaven - Oct 14, 2008 - 09:45 PM
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Are the sackheads greenstuff?

Talons - Oct 14, 2008 - 10:22 PM
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I think Eric is the front runner for the Best Team Award.....although Rod has some pretty sweet conversions. I can't wait to see them when they are painted. I think this award will be hotly contested, unfortunately for everyone else though........I will be walking away from the DeathBowl as the Champ!!!!!!!!

Eric.R. - Oct 15, 2008 - 06:21 AM
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Uuummm thanks, guys. . . though I think you mistake my ability to take a good photo with that of a good painter. Although, I suppose we are always are own worst critic.

And no, the sackheads are not green stuff. I can hardly fill gaps with the stuff let alone model with it Razz

Notorious_jtb - Oct 15, 2008 - 08:13 AM
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Looking forward to this event. People seem to have pulled out all the stops!

Great work Eric, the best team competition could be a battle for the ages this time!!

Only a couple of days left before DEATHBOWL VI: The Year of Chaos.

Get ya pop khorne ready!

Spazzfist - Oct 15, 2008 - 09:28 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Uuummm thanks, guys. . . though I think you mistake my ability to take a good photo with that of a good painter. Although, I suppose we are always are own worst critic.

Yeah yeah yeah, you said the same thing about your high elves and those were realy well done! With the cool models, the clean paint job and the extra attention in the bases, I think Rob is right (for once) - you are definitely a contender for the Best Team!

Now only if I could figure out how to take a decent picture myself......

Clan_Skaven - Oct 15, 2008 - 12:12 PM
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[quote="Spazzfist"]

Eric.R. wrote:

Now only if I could figure out how to take a decent picture myself......

Let the wife or even one of the kids take the picyure & it will look a 1000 times better Wink

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 15, 2008 - 12:16 PM
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And the painting continues.... I HATE PAINTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Will do more after work.

Spazzfist - Oct 15, 2008 - 01:59 PM
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I have a staff meeting tonight, and then one more day of work and then it is Deathbowl time!!!

The pressure is on, and the chance of me doing that display base are looking less and less likely... We'll see what kind of incentive I can muster in the precious hours remaining!

Talons - Oct 15, 2008 - 02:19 PM
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Khorne....Khorne.....Khorne.....I found some in my poop!!!!! LOL Embarassed

Anyways just a few hours away until the DeathBowl Mayhem begins. Can't wait to see everyone again....we should all have a great time as this years Deathbowl will be very unpredictable. All those 2 heads, extra arms, block, claw mighty blow bitches around should make it very entertaining.

P.S Can someone verify if the new skill TESTICLES will be allowed in the Deathbowl????? You will all see what I mean at the Deathbowl. LOL

Notorious_jtb - Oct 15, 2008 - 02:26 PM
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Talons wrote:

Khorne....Khorne.....Khorne.....I found some in my poop!!!!! LOL Embarassed

I hear that it can be quite difficult to extract oneself from testicles.................

Spazzfist - Oct 15, 2008 - 03:01 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Talons wrote:

Khorne....Khorne.....Khorne.....I found some in my poop!!!!! LOL Embarassed

I hear that it can be quite difficult to extract oneself from testicles.................

Uhhh.. speak for yourself, I don't know what keeps you so close, but I never go near the things myself! (Excluding my own god-gifted package of course)

Taxal - Oct 15, 2008 - 07:23 PM
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two more days till we all invade the Capital .......

Going to be good Very Happy

Spazzfist - Oct 15, 2008 - 08:28 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Spazz feel like making an 11 slot round base board for me (I'll paint it for myself) just for future tournies, I almost failed shop in highschool Embarassed

Rod

I figured a new method - should be able to have this for you.

jrock56 - Oct 15, 2008 - 09:00 PM
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Should be good times as always gentleman, can't wait to get it all started. See you all Friday night/Saturday morning where the ass kicking will commence!!!
Pow

Adam

Clan_Skaven - Oct 15, 2008 - 10:00 PM
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jrock56 wrote:

Should be good times as always gentleman, can't wait to get it all started. See you all Friday night/Saturday morning where the ass kicking of Adam will commence!!!
Pow

Wow Adam, feeling a bit unconfident about your chances?

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 16, 2008 - 02:04 AM
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4:02 am

Painting is almost done, just need to flock bases, paint rings/numbers, then clearcoat team

will it ever end? Smile

Clan_Skaven - Oct 16, 2008 - 04:12 AM
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My camera (or me) can not take a non blury pic right now heres only non blurry one I got...

Its one of my Claw, MB, Block guys...

His left arm is twisted & stabbed into his back, & then in a bloody mess reappearing through his own chest, with a jagged claw....

Clan_Skaven - Oct 16, 2008 - 04:29 AM
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Ok its probably best this one is blury.....

My Dirty Player.....

and his back side (the new testicle mutation Shocked

)

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 06:42 AM
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Laugh out freakin' loud!!!

That is too funny man! This thread is going to need an adult rating! Laughing

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 06:44 AM
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One more day of work!

Then when I get home tonight I have to finish painting the big guy, and then complete my display base (hopefully the glue has dried in time!

This tourney will mark the day when the Little Pup stops dodging friggin' bullets and finally goes the way of Old Yeller! Adam you'll be going down like the rest of them, only you'll be clutching onto the wooden spoon with all the strength that rigamortis can muster! Twisted Evil

Notorious_jtb - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:37 AM
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Great stuff Rod. I get a feeling that all your games are going to need to be in a curtained off booth at the back of the room Wink

Lovin the excitement levels boys.

in case anyone mislayed their rule book (downloadable from our website, link in signature) here is the timetable:

Schedule

Saturday
08:00-09:00 register
09:00-12:45 Deathbowl Game 1
12:45-13:45 Lunch (provided)
13:45-17:30 Deathbowl Game 2
17:30-18:30 Dinner (provided)
18:30-22:15 Deathbowl Game 3

Sunday
09:00-12:45 Deathbowl Game 4
13:15-14:00 Awards and group picture
14:00-whenever Homeward bound

Please bring
All coaches should bring the following:
1) TWO copies of their team roster

2) A copy of LRB5

3) Blocking dice, range rulers and scatter templates

4) A PAINTED bloodbowl team

Location is The Montgomery Legion, 330 Kent st

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:39 AM
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Sorry..... hoping that someone else would have said it, but as noone has, I can bite my tongue no longer!

I feel sorry for any player who uses the mighty blow skill on that beastman! Laughing

Notorious_jtb - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:39 AM
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actually you might not need the range rulers and scatter templates....

eric might also have the new yellow blocking dice for people to renew thie NAF membership to get too.......................

jrock56 - Oct 16, 2008 - 09:26 AM
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Hey Rod, Nicely done!!! That model is too much bro, LOL. By the way I am confident in my ability but will let gameplay speak for itself as I'm sure there will be plenty of smack talk to go around this weekend.

As for Spazz....do I need say anything! Your chances are dwindling as we speak. Just you coming out for this tourney enables others to have a winning record where they wouldn't have otherwise!

Hey Eric if you are picking up dice from Ben can you pick up a set for Glenn, as I renewed for him almost 2 months ago and he has yet to receive his yellow blocking dice. I got mine in August from Lycos so I'm good. Thanks man. Really nice models for your team by the way, like the idea/theme nice to see some originality.

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 10:16 AM
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Man, it looks like I am going to have to have a "How to take Photos" clinic for you guys . . . very disappointed Sad

It looks as we have another comming up from the GTNR area. Chris P. expressed interest.

As for the dice, I do have several sets for renewals and new members. Although if you have signed up already and did not get your dice you will have to talk to Ben directly as he claims he is all caught up on sending out the packages.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 16, 2008 - 10:34 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Man, it looks like I am going to have to have a "How to take Photos" clinic for you guys . . . very disappointed Sad

always good to have a few pointers, wait what.........

seriously, the more the merrier!

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 10:40 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

always good to have a few pointers, wait what.........

seriously, the more the merrier!

<groan> I hate puns...... Confused

For any who did not get that hilarious joke Chris P. is Chris Poynter

Don't give up your day job Joe! Smile

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 10:44 AM
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jrock56 wrote:

As for Spazz....do I need say anything! Your chances are dwindling as we speak. Just you coming out for this tourney enables others to have a winning record where they wouldn't have otherwise!

Do you need say anything? No. In fact, we woud rather you didn't. Like Confucius said: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

The more your talk, the more you dig yourself a hole that you are not going to be able to crawl out of. After my crushing defeat of you, you are going to appear quite foolish, having dared to have spoken to your superior in such a way!

Notorious_jtb - Oct 16, 2008 - 10:59 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Notorious_jtb wrote:

always good to have a few pointers, wait what.........

seriously, the more the merrier!

<groan> I hate puns...... Confused

For any who did not get that hilarious joke Chris P. is Chris Poynter

Don't give up your day job Joe! Smile

Don't forget Eric was offering photo taking tips too, aka pointers it worked on soooo many levels!!!
Smile

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 11:00 AM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Don't give up your day job Joe! Smile

Don't forget Eric was offering photo taking tips too, aka pointers it worked on soooo many levels!!!
Smile

[/quote]

Uhhhh.... no.

Rolling Eyes

Clan_Skaven - Oct 16, 2008 - 11:49 AM
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Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 12:47 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

Trying to get extra poiints by talking like the T.O.?

Speaking of smashing stuff, I'm gonna pulverize Adam. Cool

Talons - Oct 16, 2008 - 01:04 PM
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I hope Adam beats you into submission, I like it when you eat Crow. Is there any way we can prerig the standings to see Spazz and Adam in round 1. I want to hear Spazz cry all tourney about how Adam beat his chaos teams brains in. LOL!!!!!

P.S Spazz you know it is going to happen......LOL!!!

Talons - Oct 16, 2008 - 01:05 PM
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So I guess TESTICLES is definitely a new skill.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 16, 2008 - 01:17 PM
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Talons wrote:

So I guess TESTICLES is definitely a new skill.

aaah, i thought you were already in on the action, and had the inside access, but I see that you were just fumbling around in the dark.

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 01:18 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 02:01 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote:

Talons wrote:

So I guess TESTICLES is definitely a new skill.

aaah, i thought you were already in on the action, and had the inside access, but I see that you were just fumbling around in the dark.

Wow Joe, you are just switched on for the creative double entendres today!

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 02:02 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.

Well I got a HUGE can of whoop-ass that I am going to open all over the Little Pup and his new boyfriend Gallons!

Prepare to be whooped b!tches!

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 03:13 PM
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Talons wrote:

...I like it when you eat Crow.

Oh, I'll be eating crow alright - S-Crow! Eric's team will be treated with the same merciless destruction that will be visitied upon all teams that oppose me!

Mmmm... fibre! Razz

Talons - Oct 16, 2008 - 03:58 PM
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Can you all say Spazz 0-4 at this year's Deathbowl. I know that you definitely don't want to run your mouth about trying to beat me Spazz. I will break your Chaos Team of Misfits in half. All that will be left is Spazz reduced to tears as another loss hits the board.

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 04:21 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Talons wrote:

...I like it when you eat Crow.

Oh, I'll be eating crow alright - S-Crow! Eric's team will be treated with the same merciless destruction that will be visitied upon all teams that oppose me!

Mmmm... fibre! Razz

Man, I love you guys. I give nothing but love and all I get is hate in return . . . Crying or Very sad

Well the gauntlets are off . . . Imma hate and beat y'all like a red headed step-child.

Naw, just kidding. Wink

Imma beat you like my own children. Twisted Evil

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 04:59 PM
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Talons wrote:

It is not a case of not wanting to run my mouth about beating you, as there is no need for me to do it. You are a MOBB wannabe, a bottomfeeder of the lowest degree, you will bow before me when I run you and your team of Slannesh pansies into the ground so deep that they'll need to learn a foreign language (maybe Joe can teach them "British")

You are nothing but a speedbump on my road to victory.

Eggball - Oct 16, 2008 - 05:19 PM
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sorry dudes but i won't be joining in the mayhem this time... i had to make a choice between DB and starring as a flesh-eating ghoul in a short movie that's shooting this weekend. real shame as i was looking forward to seeing all the wacky teams up close (except maybe not that beastmean with the abundant testicles - don't want to get too close to him....) anyways have a good time everyone.

Mike

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 05:22 PM
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You shoul come anyways! Lord knows us Blood Bowlers like to dress up when we play, right Pete? Oh wait.... no! We don't! We're cool! And we drink beer! Laughing

For those who were not at Niaggaroth, sorry - an inside joke - remind me to tell you! Laughing

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 06:03 PM
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I have a question [which may seem simple, but I did not attend last year]: are there player upgrades between rounds?

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 06:39 PM
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Okay,

Starting to pack up for tomorrow and I have a bunch of stuff that I need to bring for other people, so thought I would make a checklist so that if I am forgetting something that I am supposed to bring, then please remind me before 12:30 tomorrow!

Besides Joe's checklist I need to bring:
* Patrick's case
* the new Wooden Spoon (all ready for Adam)
* bijillion magnets
* pampers for Talons

anything else?

@Rod - Eric has a tool that can be used to make the display boards more properly, so I will get that to you another time - I can try to do it now, but no guarantees that the holes I drill will not be too deep. Up to you.

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:13 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

I feel sorry for any player who uses the mighty blow skill on that beastman! Laughing

Geez, Spazz are you not confident enough in your own manhood to agree that giving his player a mighty blow is essential as long as he gets off . . . the field that is . . . Wink

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:16 PM
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BTW, I thought I would point out that the best 'International' Smack Award should go to Canada!!! As 80%, or more, of our post are pure Smack. Man, no wonder no internationals come to our tournies . . . we sound like total asses Razz

Spazzfist - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:31 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Do you troll through the forums for international tournies? Never bothered to myself....

For any from across the pond who read this - sure we sound like asses, but it's all good fun! No real harm or insult intended (except towards Adam, 'cuz he's a prick!) Razz

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 07:53 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Do you troll through the forums for international tournies? Never bothered to myself....

I do look in other regions infrequently, and we [ i.e. Canadians] tend to have 50+% more posts; all of which is pure smack.

Which may be a good reason that the 'Internationals' do not understand our humour when we rag on facetious arguments. OR, when were are drunk and post fcuked up things . . . not pointing fingers Razz

EDIT: Just would like to point out that not all Canadians are Drunk. But, when the igloo is real cold, beer is the best thing to keep one warm.

EDIT #2: I know y'all ain't ignorant, but hey . . . some of you are . . . just as some of us may be of you . . . so calm the fcuk down before posting Razz

Eric.R. - Oct 16, 2008 - 08:32 PM
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Here is a little bedtime poem that I thought I would share in light of my team . . . sweet dreams . . .

Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you're tired of living,
His enemies are mostly dead,
He's mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at him and you're undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, he considers fun,
And plans it with a passion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that he has brewing,
It's when you think that he's forgot,
He'll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won't protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.

jrock56 - Oct 16, 2008 - 08:34 PM
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Spazz your true colours are just coming to the light....YOU YELLA BELLY!!!, Talons is right you will continually put your own foot in your mouth...or perhaps you would prefer what Rod's beastman has just for you. It would help you compinsate for your utter lack of game anyway. I have a list for you to;

1: Your soother that your wife gives you every night so you don't have nightmares.
2: A rocking chair to give you solace after your constant embarrassment.
3: Lastly a blanky you can carry around with you so you feel safe around all the bad guys that may put a hurting on you this weekend

Since you like to play dress up with Pete you should Come as BERT and ERNIE maybe you could actually get some of the action you yearn for which is why you really come to these tournaments isn't it ? Laughing

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

Trying to get extra poiints by talking like the T.O.?

Speaking of smashing stuff, I'm gonna pulverize Adam. Cool

How does that have anything to do with what I asked? You fuktard!

Your starting to sound like Joe from the Falls asking about range rulers!!!!!

Spazz you blow Chunks! (Chunks is Adam's real nicname)

WAY TO GO ADAM!!!!!!!! YOU GOT SOME!!!!!!!!

You all suck BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!1

P.S. Beer is good,......................... ya ya, ................ I'm sorta drunk......................

Hey Byers, whats an endzone look like, (last two tourneis in a row, I out scored you 3-0!) thats pitifull for Canadian Standards (even for Eric) Go back to England you Limie! Laughing

There done for now bitches!

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 12:37 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.

If Eric does not have enough, can anyone else please bring some clear coat (still preferably Mat, but beggars can't be chosers , so I'll take Gloss if I have to)

Thanks though Eric.

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 12:40 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Eric.R. wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.

Well I got a HUGE can of whoop-ass that I am going to open all over the Little Pup and his new boyfriend Gallons!

Prepare to be whooped b!tches!

Everyone knows of the love afair between Spazz & the Pup, never though you two were into 3somes, but if you guys want Gallons, I'm sure he'd be in (as long as his services wern't needed in the Leafs dressing room!)

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 12:43 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

You shoul come anyways! Lord knows us Blood Bowlers like to dress up when we play, right Pete? Oh wait.... no! We don't! We're cool! And we drink beer! Laughing

For those who were not at Niaggaroth, sorry - an inside joke - remind me to tell you! Laughing

BEST QUOTE SO FAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PS, Spazz you still blow Chunks!!!!!!!!)

(PPS, Way to go Adam!!!!!!!!!)

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 01:00 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Nothing except that my horney Dirty Player loves Pumpkin Pie (with even more lust than shown to the Apple Pie in American Pie!!!!!!! Shocked

)

And besides look at Pumkinhead's Coach-------------> Eric, I meam lets be serious, even at a tourny he doesn't attend he still goes 0 wins , 24 loses! Rolling Eyes

Clan_Skaven - Oct 17, 2008 - 01:06 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

I am done my team. Atleast that is my story as I am tiring of painting.

Fear the S'Crows

The entire team. The Scyth represent a mutation. Can you guess which one?

Pumpkinheads are the Warriors.

Sackheads are the Beastmen.

eric all I can say is awsome work, very sweet team indead!!!!

I do have a serious question for you though.....

Those bases look better than any I have seen......

But are they practical still for putting a ball on?

(Oh wait a second here.... it's Eric, like he ever gets the ball long enough to score!) Wink

Eric.R. - Oct 17, 2008 - 05:43 AM
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Geez Rod. Way to be a power poster.

YEah, the bases are a little impractacle for BB, but that has more to do with the putty I had to use to blend the fig to the base. But the ball is the least of my worries.

P.S. We need to install some sort of Lock-out on Rods computer to prevent him from Drinking-and-Posting Razz

Talons - Oct 17, 2008 - 06:13 AM
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Agreed....Agreed indeed!!!!

Notorious_jtb - Oct 17, 2008 - 07:38 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

I have a question [which may seem simple, but I did not attend last year]: are there player upgrades between rounds?

no ugrades between rounds.

thats why we gave 1.25 million to start with.

keeps it simple, and faster too.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 17, 2008 - 07:39 AM
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Quote:

Hey Byers, whats an endzone look like, (last two tourneis in a row, I out scored you 3-0!) thats pitifull for Canadian Standards (even for Eric) Go back to England you Limie!

It is funny how that happened. Especially as i scored 30 TDs at the last two tournies combined........................ Can't last Wink

Notorious_jtb - Oct 17, 2008 - 07:40 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

with you eric. i do like the bases too though.
one thing, i don't see player numbers on your chaps....................

Spazzfist - Oct 17, 2008 - 09:22 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Spazzfist wrote:

Clan-Skaven wrote:

Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod

Trying to get extra poiints by talking like the T.O.?

Speaking of smashing stuff, I'm gonna pulverize Adam. Cool

How does that have anything to do with what I asked? You fuktard!

You're right Rod, what was I thinking? I always hear you using the phrase "smashing good stuff". How silly of me to think that it was you sucking (up to) Joe.

Wanker.

Spazzfist - Oct 17, 2008 - 09:24 AM
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About another hour and then I am on the road! Lock up yer women, and prepare your wills, Spazz is coming to town!

(Oh, and you might want to lock up yer sheep too, 'cuz Rod is coming too - you know how those Scottish love their livestock!) Laughing

Spazzfist - Oct 17, 2008 - 10:41 AM
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We're heading out now - see you soon b!tches!

Eric says: "You're going DOWN"

Taxal - Oct 19, 2008 - 03:08 PM
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Another great job on Death Bowl guys. Had a blast!!!!!!!!

Congrats to all the winners in the tourney. Big congrats to Adam for winning it all.

Special thank you to Glen and Adams mother for suppling us all with the amazing food. Stuff like that just pushes a good tournament to a great tournament.

Dan

jrock56 - Oct 19, 2008 - 08:11 PM
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Deathbowl was awesome guys, had a great time playing all of you (except Chris W) Wink

Was good times as always everyone. Thanks to Joe and Glenn for hosting the tourney, love the tourney action/comraderie.

Hope to see you all in the new year again for CCKO. Talk to you soon. Take it easy,

Adam

P.S. Spazz I told you but you just wouldn't listen to reason...I was at table 1 like I said to you....there was only 1 thing missing, where were you???? Surprised

In all honesty we talk a lot of crap, but it is what adds to the tourney action that gives it some flavour, otherwise they could become dull playing 14-15 hours of Nicebowl. Too bad we didn't meet this time around though, this tie nonsense needs to stop.

Eric.R. - Oct 19, 2008 - 10:26 PM
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Great tourny. Great people. Not so great smells . . .

Thanks to all, especially Glenn & Adam's Mom for the fantastic food and hospitality Worship

Also, just like to appologies for my outburst on Saturday night. It was not cool and I felt bad afterwards; I let the game to to me too much.

Clan_Skaven - Oct 19, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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Eric.R. wrote:

Great tourny. Great people. Not so great smells . . .

Thanks to all, especially Glenn & Adam's Mom for the fantastic food and hospitality Worship

Also, just like to appologies for my outburst on Friday night. It was not cool and I felt bad afterwards; I let the game to to me too much.

Ah its cool bud, you have had a shitty time of bad luck in BB for years. I'm surprised you never had a moment like this earlier.....

Besides those Khorne Dice need to be thrown into a wall, they blow ! Laughing

Clan_Skaven - Oct 19, 2008 - 10:53 PM
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Thanks so much for the great weekend, I loved it.

Glenn & Adam thank your parents again for being Awsome hosts! That Egg Salad was Awsome (best I ever had!)

Adam, ty for letting me crash at your place.

Great tourney guys ! Well done all the prize winners & congrats!

Death-Bowl is still in my opinion the best BB tourney!

Thanks all who voted my team as best team....(is it possible to see actual voting for best team? I figured it was very close between a few teams)

I'm glad "Cock & Balls" was apparently a welcomed addition to the weekend, I hope the horn wasn't too annoying.....

I'll post pics soon

Spazzfist - Oct 20, 2008 - 07:04 AM
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jrock56 wrote:

P.S. Spazz I told you but you just wouldn't listen to reason...I was at table 1 like I said to you....there was only 1 thing missing, where were you???? Surprised

Where was I? I was playing Deathbowl like a MAN, taking a manly team. As I recall this year at Deathbowl was the Year of Chaos, and so what did I take? Chaos! What did you take, let me think for a second..... oh that's right! Wood Elves! So while I was knee deep in blood and gore, holding onto that top spot for casualties until the last game, you were prancing about in your tights and planning your next appearance on Richard Simmons new talk show. Laughing

But don't look at what table I was on Pup, for the Year of Chaos, I was the #1 Chaos coach. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Twisted Evil

jrock56 wrote:

In all honesty we talk a lot of crap, but it is what adds to the tourney action that gives it some flavour, otherwise they could become dull playing 14-15 hours of Nicebowl.

Of for sure. I got a laugh when Eric told me that he checked out some of the Eurpoean forums and they are WAY shorter than ours, as all their posts are announcing who is coming and rules clarifications. Our posts get up to the 20 page mark, and about 75% of it is pure smack talk! I love it!

jrock56 wrote:

Too bad we didn't meet this time around though, this tie nonsense needs to stop.

No kidding! You know, when you think of it, even in the tournament standings we were both first in our own categories! You were the #1 DB team, and I was the #1 Chaos team (which in this particular tourney is significant) When will the madness end? Shocked

@Joe - Looking forward to seeing the standings, and overall points. Just torturing myself with the "what if's" and imagining if I had stopped Wilson from scoring that last TD, I would have had four more points! Would like to see what my Jihad against Meers has cost me! Sad

GalakStarscraper - Oct 20, 2008 - 07:34 AM
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My dear Canadian friends ... when you are done verbally abusing each other (or will to take a pause in doing so).

Could this question please be addressed as its the only event I'm missing data for.

http://www.bloodbowl.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=65542

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 07:47 AM
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GalakStarscraper wrote:

done
http://www.bloodbowl.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=65544#65544

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 07:50 AM
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A BIG thanks to everyone who came out for DBVI: The Year of Chaos.

5 of our 20 teams were Chaos, which was nice.

I am inputting the data right now, however we have a new coach, who may or may not have joined up, eric did Jello join? I will do the sign up for him if he did.

I will also post the standings and winners etc etc during today (probably).

thanks again and congrats, you are all winners in my book, except Wilson Wink

Clan_Skaven - Oct 20, 2008 - 09:32 AM
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I think Jello did not want to join NAF, despite my trying to convince him.....

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 11:19 AM
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The final standings and all the stats can be viewed here

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/2959335780_d72fcd1c10_b.jpg

working on how to embed the image.............

Clan_Skaven - Oct 20, 2008 - 12:09 PM
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Some game pics of my team

more to come later

Spazzfist - Oct 20, 2008 - 12:16 PM
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Argh!

If I had not sent those players to attack Meers, and used them for Defense, I coul dhave won my game and gained 5 points for a 3rd place overall! This will teach me to be an idiot! Sad

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 12:34 PM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Argh!

If I had not sent those players to attack Meers, and used them for Defense, I coul dhave won my game and gained 5 points for a 3rd place overall! This will teach me to be an idiot! Sad

wow, the win and the table win. that must sting......

you have to watch out for those Flandettas

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 12:36 PM
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cheers eric, it appears that picasa sucks a bit

Clan_Skaven - Oct 20, 2008 - 12:38 PM
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If anyone found keys let me know, (Adam at your house, anyone at the legion, or Glenn at your place, & Eric in your Van.)

Thanks, Rod

Notorious_jtb - Oct 20, 2008 - 01:06 PM
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So Trophy wise this is how it went down at DBVI:

One thing that was great this year was the team presentation. No unpainted models, and only 2 from 20 teams not achieving the maximums on model points. Which is ace. Hopefully for the CCKO all teams will get the points and they won't be a factor at all in determining the final standings Smile

Several teams got votes for best team, i didn't do the counting so don't know the breakdown, will ask Glenn.

Eric.R. - Oct 20, 2008 - 07:55 PM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

more to come later

No more better "cum" later. Cock & Balls in person was bad enough.

Seriously, Excellent team all around.

jrock56 - Oct 20, 2008 - 10:54 PM
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Hey Rod,

Looked around my place and Glenn's for your keys, thus far no luck man. I'll see about the legion but I doubt it as we gave that place a good sweep through to make sure nothing was left behind. Hopefully Eric can give you some better news from his van. If they turn up anywhere I'll ship them out to you. Take it easy bro,

PS. No problem crashing at my place and I'll pass the message on about the food. Glad you had a good time man. We could do without the "Eggs" anything next time though, some of you Fu**ers are really stank bastards...you know who you are Confused

Adam

Clan_Skaven - Oct 20, 2008 - 11:42 PM
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Found my keys sorry bout that.... Embarassed

Rod

Eric.R. - Oct 21, 2008 - 07:39 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:

Found my keys sorry bout that.... Embarassed

Rod

Thats good news, as all I found in the car was:

Empty Doughnut Box
½ a bag of Sour Patch Kids
½ liter of Pepsi
A round Slotta Base
A Range Ruler
60¢
A Sunday Sun Newpaper
Empty Coffee cups
Farts trapped in the cushions

So would the owners of these items please pick them up . . . especially the farts Razz

Notorious_jtb - Oct 21, 2008 - 08:34 AM
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Sorry for the delay boys (and girl), but the stats are now in.

I had to work out how to sign Jell-o up. which is now done.

We are just waiting on a button push and the rankings will be happily updated for all!

expect DBVII news and CCKO 09 news very soon!

JTB

p.s. congrats to jrock56 for managing to go 100%. I am stunned that collectively he wasn't stopped! Good work sir, way to talk/play your way to the title.
I dunno, going undefeated isn't enough to win Deathbowl anymore Sad

p.p.s. 4 people went undefeated, jrock56, notorious_jtb, bellowthunderslam and Jell-o, congrats (pats self on back Wink

)

Notorious_jtb - Oct 21, 2008 - 09:50 AM
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button has been pushed. All hail the button pusher!

many thanks!

Daggers - Oct 21, 2008 - 10:11 AM
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Awesome job Glenn and Joe, had a blast. Thanks Glenn and Glenn's mom for the food. Including food makes everything so much easier.

See everyone at the CCKO in the New Year. And keep your eyes open for another possible DaggerBowl one-day tourney.

jrock56 - Oct 21, 2008 - 08:30 PM
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That's cool Rod at least you were able to find them. Thanks for the congrats Joe, were you insinuating that I talked too much at the tables? I was just carrying on with everyone, Hadn't played a lot of the opponents that were at the tables so it's getting to know people I guess. Besides Wilson of course. Mr. Green

Take it easy all,

Adam.

Eric.R. - Oct 21, 2008 - 09:10 PM
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Yo' Joe!!! [bad reference to G.I. Joe, I know]. for next year Thanksgiving is on the 12th of October in 2009.

May be worthwhile for u [and other Canadian TO's] to check this out: http://www.bloodbowl.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=4275. Yeah, was kinda bored, I know. But should prevent having tournies on the same weekend as holidays [in Canada].

Notorious_jtb - Oct 22, 2008 - 08:47 AM
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Eric.R. wrote:

checked and noted. i did some research myself this time.
provisionally booked the venue for DBVII already:)
news soon

Spazzfist - Oct 22, 2008 - 09:00 AM
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Good to hear about the booking for DB VII I must say that I am really looking forward to it!

Thanks again to all who helped with DB VI, it was easily the best time I have ever had a at a BB tourney, each of the games were incredibly exciting and fun, and the overall atmosphere was fantastic - I did not even mind the 13 hour day on Saturday!

Looking forward to hearing the rules for "Year of" for next year - Eric and I were bouncing some ideas back and forth, and I think I may have an idea for a team! Will be a definite contender for the Best Team award (for theme - if not for play as well!)

See you guys in January!

SPAZz

Spazzfist - Oct 22, 2008 - 07:51 PM
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Hey Joe,

Have you guys ever considered making the "Year of" theme one that actually carries on through the year? So that you have incentive for chaos to play at the CCKO as well? I might be tempted to make another appearance with that team...

Clan_Skaven - Oct 23, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Stop being such a Spazz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe ignore him please.....

I like all tournies being different (Spazz can never grasp that concept apparently)

Besides as far as I can see the CCKO gives you 1,000,000 to your team & 80,000 tor upgrades/skills (with Chaos "even with mutations at 10,000, that leaves you F-all for a team...)

Please leave Death-Bowl as is & CCKO as it is (2 separite tournies run by one group of guys)

(I know Spazz wants every tourney to combine all the rules to be the same!!!!!!!!! , He must cause he keeps trying to suggest stuff like "hey it worked great in this other tourney lets add it here....to another tourney")

Spazz I luv ya like a brother, but everytime you make a moronic sugestion to add something from one tourney to another, I'm there to shoot it down................

Rod

Daggers - Oct 23, 2008 - 06:26 AM
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As rare as this is, I have to agree with Clan_Skaven. I like the fact that every tourney has a different style to it. Once you start combining everything, the uniqueness is lost. Also, contrary to what some other people say, I tihnk it makes you look pathetic because you can't come up with an original idea. That whole "immitation is the best form of flattery" is a crock. A compliment is the best form of flattery, stealing someone elses idea because you like it is just lazy.

I am more of the thought that every TO should take their main idea and keep trying to improve the running of the tournament. Q'ermitt has the special fields, so instead of the trying to add in the "draft" which the CCKO uses, continue building various fields to the point where you have so many custom fields that it make take a coach two or three tournaments to play on them all, thus giving them something to look forward too. "I wanted to play on the new (insert race) field, but didn't get to play on it. Man, it looked fun, I hope I get to play on it next year". And there is one returning coach. Some goes for Lakeside with the two teams of coaches, NBBO with the two playing teams, and CCKO with the draft.

Now, by no means I am saying that every TO ahs to come up with some custom idea. I think a simple swiss-style tourney with standard teams is a nice break every so often.

Spazzfist - Oct 23, 2008 - 06:40 AM
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Dwarfrunner wrote:

Q'ermitt has the special fields, so instead of the trying to add in the "draft" which the CCKO uses, continue building various fields to the point where you have so many custom fields that it make take a coach two or three tournaments to play on them all, thus giving them something to look forward too.

Who said anything about the Q'ermitt using the draft? Don't confuse the Draft with the Bidding War.

@Clan-Skaven: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.

Notorious_jtb - Oct 23, 2008 - 08:05 AM
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hahahahahaha

Smile

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Have you guys ever considered making the "Year of" theme one that actually carries on through the year?

Yes we have.
No we won't, see dwarfrunners post above Wink

Daggers - Oct 23, 2008 - 11:01 AM
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Spazzfist wrote:

Dwarfrunner wrote:

Who said anything about the Q'ermitt using the draft? Don't confuse the Draft with the Bidding War.

@Clan-Skaven: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.

I was just using that combination as an example. If you wanted me to get more specific, I could have brought up the possible use of "The Draft" at the (possibly soon to be defunct) Canadian Open.

Eric.R. - Nov 13, 2008 - 04:37 PM
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Has any found a can of clear coat? I lent it to Rod and never seen it since. It may have been left it at Glenn's. And the fact that I needed it an hour ago does not help . . . ugh!

Spazzfist - Nov 13, 2008 - 04:57 PM
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No, but I have a can of clear coat here that I think Rod left here a long time ago, so you can have it, and then it's all good!

Clan_Skaven - Nov 14, 2008 - 12:58 AM
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Sorry Eric

I did have lots of Beer tonight,

.............

So we are even right?

Wink

.........

............. breathe

Wink

Sorry to use soooo many EMOTICONS , but I have been told in the past .......

due to the sarcastic nature of my posts that most of the commen folk can not grasp that I'm just having fun.

Drink more beer!!!!!!!!!

Shocked

Rod

Clan_Skaven - Dec 03, 2008 - 01:00 AM
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http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d161/Clan-Skaven/Death-Bowl%20VI/?start=all

Ok better late than never, but there is my Death-Bowl VI Pics

Better late than never, besides......

Byers where are the pics you took?

Rod