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 Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:22 AM
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I dunno... Would you? 
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:23 AM
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No, but there have got to be some really sick persons out there...
I do think though that you'd make more money if it were beautiful elven maidens instead of Nurglings, even though that would be less funny.
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:27 AM
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Beautiful Elven maidens... Ever seen Ariel the Wood Elf Queen? If that's supposed to be beautiful I'd rather have sex with those Nurglings myself 
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:30 AM
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Well, if you sculpt them you can make them any way you like; hell, you could even make a whole Orc Cheerleader squad in the process of giving the blitzers on the team some after-match work-out.
(That could really upset your opponent, and get Snots making lots of remarks again.  )
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:32 AM
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I'm already making plans for a complete squad of Orc&Goblin cheerleaders...
- 1 who is breastfeeding baby Orcs
- 1 who is actually a gigantic squig with a pomponed arm sticking out of his mouth
- 1 some goblin cuties
- 1 Orc Hooker
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:38 AM
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Orc in Drag?
Or are they all...
You could also model some snotlings imitating the Big Orc Cheerleaders...
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:51 AM
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| Cool plan! Thanks! (I should have thought of that earlier!) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 07:10 AM
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Gaa! All this talk about Nurglings getting rocks and Orc honeys flashinig breatst and otherwise displaying their charms has got me dealing with that other substance you mentioned about not putting on your sculpting tool. Ewww.
Nurgling orgy, good.
Giant sguig sucking on an Elf's pomponed arm, good
Other ideas, good.
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 07:16 AM
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 How did you know the Squig is sucking on a pomponed Elf's arm??? Are you REALLY psychic?!?!?
Building a pyre in anticipation of your reply,
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 08:58 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
You DO know that Santa Claus and his Elves aren't for real?
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WHAT?!!?!???!!?!
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 10:27 AM
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Squiggoth wrote: How did you know the Squig is sucking on a pomponed Elf's arm??? Are you REALLY psychic?!?!?
Building a pyre in anticipation of your reply,
Martijn
There can be other arms sticking out of a Squig's mouth?!? I can see pretty, delicate fingers with manicured nails broken. Squig flesh impacted under the nails from her feeble attempt to defend herself. Arm a bloodless blue-white towards the elbow shading to a healthy pink-white at the hand as the blood drains from the limb from the Squig sucking on it like some macabre pixi stick. Does that make me a clairvoyant?
I can see the pyre now. Nice one. I approve... |
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Posted: Apr 11, 2003 - 02:22 AM
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| Hope you don't mind smoking... Any last wishes? |
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Posted: Apr 11, 2003 - 02:30 AM
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By the way, if you want to keep all your cheerleaders with sigarettes, you could give the Squig an arm with one in his mouth...
Or he could be eating a very large joint (flames first)
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Posted: Apr 11, 2003 - 03:14 AM
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I there Squigoth .... Iam impressed....
Just soome questions
Is it a big investment ? tools and green stuff?
Do you need a lot of trainin? |
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Posted: Apr 11, 2003 - 03:19 AM
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Redfang wrote: By the way, if you want to keep all your cheerleaders with sigarettes, you could give the Squig an arm with one in his mouth...
Or he could be eating a very large joint (flames first)
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LOL, a stoned Giant Cave Squig - that'd be a sight  |
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