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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:18 AM
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snotsngrots wrote: Squiggoth wrote: And if you think I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology ![Rolling Eyes](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Can you post that essay. I was thinking abou tthat very thing just the other day. Sausages...holiday....<drool>
Harry kept it (that's my mean old biology prof. Do you have to write an essay yourself?
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:19 AM
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Gattolardo wrote: Squiggoth wrote: And if you think I'm a mean teacher...
I once had to write an essay about Why Frankfurter Sausages Should Have The Right To Go On Holidays for talking during biology ![Rolling Eyes](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
That's weed in action........ ![Shocked](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
Come to think of it, Harry DID look like a junk (or more like a 40-year old version of Beetlejuice )
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:20 AM
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destro wrote: WOW!!!
four posts in a row by the same person. is that some kind of record?
Nope; the new record is five
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:42 AM
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Squiggoth wrote: Gangbangs also an option (I'm getting richer!)
..yep, but whos the gangbanged???
I believe the cheering beauty ALONE can gangbang anybody ![Wink](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:45 AM
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Squiggoth wrote:
Hah! Seems like you need to go back to school, lad! There are loads of paintings from Rembrandt featuring Squigs: the Nightsquig, the Jewish Squig, the Return of the Prodigal Squig... It was Jan Steen who was always fuzzing with Skaven and Imperials.
niet!
that's a common misinterpretation, those are not squigs, those are all fatty wombats!!!
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 02:53 AM
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Hah! You unknowing prutser! Wombats weren't even invented during the Golden Age ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 03:09 AM
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Squiggoth wrote: Hah! You unknowing prutser! Wombats weren't even invented during the Golden Age ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif)
tsk....
they were called squigs
THEN, they invented the squigs and renamed wombats the wombats while naming squigs the squigs......
I cannot believe your level of incompetence, who you teaching to? A class of dwarves maybe???? ![Confused](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 03:29 AM
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Ah man, you really believe those stories? They are told to small Aussie kids to scare them when they're naughty. My knowledge was brought to me my Gork and Mork (and also by Sqork, the god of Squigs off course).
tsk tsk,
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 04:45 AM
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AAAArgh, you misguided heathen, don't claim visions of Mork and Gork!!
You probably misjudged some insane vision due to bad digestion, the only Mork you can claim do behold is a 80's Robin Williams!!!
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 05:23 AM
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I never watched Mork - Mindy is waaay prittier, you oaf!
And you might to show some respect to The Prophet Of Gork (And Mork).
You noticed the green halo around my head? ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 05:30 AM
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Squiggoth wrote: ).
You noticed the green halo around my head? ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif)
Ye snotroom, dat halo is the smoke from yer last weed !!!
Ither dat, or a snot with toomuch gas in da bowels running around 'ed!!
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 06:00 AM
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Mmm... Must be the Snotling then. Where's insecticide when you need it? ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 07:15 AM
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Squiggoth wrote: Gattolardo wrote: oooooooo...
I thought the prize was a night out with Squiggoth's cheerleader... ![Crying or Very sad](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif)
Muwahaha - you can spend the night with her for just $100 (I'm getting rich!)
Gangbangs also an option (I'm getting richer!)
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 07:18 AM
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5 minutes? You think you'll last THAT long with my pritty? You wannabe macho! ![Razz](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Posted: Apr 10, 2003 - 07:18 AM
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destro wrote: WOW!!!
four posts in a row by the same person. is that some kind of record? were is Snotsngrots to make a comment when we need his witty banter the most? ![Smile](modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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