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 Posted: Mar 15, 2007 - 10:18 AM
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Spazzfist wrote: Eric.R. wrote: You know, after this past weekend I vowed to give up 1of 2 things: Drunk Driving or 'Yo Mamma' and I chose 'Yo Momma'.
Word. I hear you there my white brotha gansta.
I think we offended enough people's sensibilities with that one over the weekend of the CO! Time to move on to newer and even more offensive jokes! 
Like Spazz's collection of Pentmouse Magazines 
I heard Talons' Crookback Mountain Cowboys were in one of the issues!
Well thats what Eric told me anyways.
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Posted: Mar 15, 2007 - 02:14 PM
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So you know what? Fcuk it! My team is gonna 'five finger' your mom before they fist her. What else can I say? Yo mamma's gitch is like a roast beef sandwich; aged and nothing but loose meat. Want more? Bring it on!!
That is so wrong on every level possible, but for some reason i can`t stop laughing. |
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Posted: Mar 15, 2007 - 03:10 PM
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| Yeah, Eric can be one mean hombre when you start in on his momma! |
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Posted: Mar 15, 2007 - 07:47 PM
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Rules look good and fairly simple.
Interesting twist with the star players though, hmmm............
I am still hoping to come, but it depends how my doctors feel my leg is healing. They currently say no need for surgery but that is being reviewed in the next couple of weeks.............
fingers crossed
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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 - 11:01 AM
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Well, it's looking pretty promising for me to attend the Q'ermitt. Joe, do you know how many people from Ottawa plan to go?
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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 - 12:06 PM
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That's awesome Cramy, glad to hear it!
Joe, could you guys talk to the crew up there and see if you can co-erce them into coming down? It would be great to get some of them out again - and ot get more inspiration from Eggball!
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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 - 07:05 PM
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| A big thanks to Eric R. who is designing a new web page for the tournament! We worked at it today, and from we discussed, it is looking to be pretty sweeeeet! |
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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 - 08:17 AM
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Stunty Cup Announcement
It is important that all coaches who plan on attending the Stunty Cup this year get back to me ASAP! Remember that the first eight coaches who register for this event will be the ones selected. So far I have received word from the following coaches:
Ben
Eric R.
Clan-Skaven (to defend his drunken title from the Stunty Cup II!) 
Cramy
Talons
Angryrob
Grell - he is coming to the Q'ermitt, and as the Stunty Cup I champion, coming to defend his title against the drunken usurper!
Shadowseer2005
Could any of the Ottawa boys let me know if Glenn planning on attending again this year, in an attempt to bring glory to Alex's gnome team?
It should also be noted that with changes made in LRB5 that there will be slight modifications made to some of the rosters. For examples the halfling with the cleaver will now have stab instead of claw which, frankly, is now useless againat all stunty teams. I will review those rules and post word in this tonight.
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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 - 08:20 AM
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| Don't thank me yet, we'll see how it really ends up. |
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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 - 12:07 PM
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I'm in for the stunty cup, assuming that Goblins can participate. I haven't had a chance to go look at the Q'ermitt rules yet, so have no idea what teams/rules are to be used for the Stunty cup.
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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 - 12:58 PM
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| Goblins are alllowed, can take one of each secret weapon, plus a "kicker (goblin with dirty player). I will repost tonight. You can have up to seven players (if memory serves correctly) and there are NO big guys. |
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Posted: Mar 20, 2007 - 07:37 PM
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I'm up for some stunty fun. Count me in Craig.
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Posted: Mar 21, 2007 - 09:02 AM
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Stunty Cup Rosters
1) All teams will be created with eight players, no more, no less
2) All coaches will have 500K to create their teams
3) To ensure speed of play - NO REROLLS WILL BE ALLOWED (with the exception of halfling and fairy teams who can purchase the chance to get them see rosters)
4) Coaches may buy a Fan Factor of up to 9.
5) To determine who receives the first (and only) kick off of the game, each coach rolls 2d6 and adds their Fan Factor - the winner receives.
Chaos Halfling
0-2 Carver 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty Chainsaw, no hands 70K
0-12 Halfling 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty 40K
Eshin Adepts
0-1 Assassin 8 2 4 7 Dodge, Pro 90K
0-2 Night Runner 7 2 3 7 Dodge, Stab, Stunty 70K
0-2 Eshin Stalker 6 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty, Shadowing 60K
0-8 Eshin Adept 6 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty 40K
Fairie
0-2 Pixie 7 1 3 6 Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze 50K
0-8 Brownie 6 1 3 7 Dodge, Jump Up, Stunty 40K
0-8 Leprechaun 6 1 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Strip Ball 40K
Lucky Charms (allows rerolls on 2+ done on "as need" basis - like pro) 50K
Gnome
0-2 Daredevil 5 2 2 8 Block, Thick Skull, Stunty, Dauntless, Frenzy 80K
0-2 Mad Bommaz 4 2 3 8 Dodge, Thick Skull, Bomb, Stunty, No Hands 70K
0-8 Gnome 4 2 3 8 Dodge, Thick Skull, Stunty 50K
Goblin Cheaters
0-8 Goblin 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty 40K
0-2 Kicker 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Dirty Player 50K
0-1 Fanatic 4 6 3 7 Ball & Chain, no frickin' hands 50K
0-1 Chainsaw 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Chainsaw, Stunty, No Hands 70K
0-1 Pogo 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Dirty Player, Very Long Legs, Leap 50K
0-1 Bomber 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Bombs, Stunty, No Hands 70K
Halflings
0-8 Halflings 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty 30K
0-2 Angry Chef 5 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty, Stab (Cleaver) 50K
Extra Ingredients (allows rerolls on 2+done before half starts)40K
Nurglings
0-8 Nurglings 5 2 2 7 Dodge, Stunty, Foul Appearance, Disturbing Presence 50K
Tentacle mutation may be bought for nurglings at a cost of 50K each
Pygmy
0-2 Jaguar Warrior 5 2 3 6 Stunty, Stab, Shadowing 60K
0-2 Alligator Warrior 3 2 2 8 Thick Skull, Stunty 50K
0-2 Eagle Warrior 7 2 3 6 Leap, Stunty 50K
0-8 Pygmy 4 2 3 6 Dodge, Stunty, Shadowing 40K
Skink
0-2 Adept of Sotek 8 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Stab 90K
0-8 Skink 8 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty 60K
Squig Herders
0-8 Goblin Herder 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Thrall 40K
0-4 Squig 5 4 4 7 Really Stupid, Piling On, Off For a Bite, No hands, Dirty Player, Very Long Legs, Leap 70K
0-2 Squig Hopper 6 4 3 7 Leap, Sprint, Piling On, Off For a Bite 90K |
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Posted: Mar 21, 2007 - 10:14 AM
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Well, I got a bunch of questions.
1) I notice that there is no mention of the Secret Weapon skill. The players with secret weapons don't get thrown-out after a drive?
2) In the Goblins roster, lots of SW guys lost their Stunty skill, while the LRB5 says that they have Stunty. Is this intentional?
3) Goblin roster again, many SW guys have No Hands in the LRB5 (all except for the Pogoer). Do they have hands in your roster?
4) I'm assuming that Bombs means Bombardier in the LRB5 roster? That one's pretty obvious, but want to make sure.
5) The Pogo Stick doesn't exist in LRB5. It is replaced with a combination of Dirty Player, Leap and Very Long Legs. What is the intent of Pogo Stick?
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Posted: Mar 21, 2007 - 10:51 AM
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Cramy wrote: Well, I got a bunch of questions.
I'll do my best to answer them!
Cramy wrote: 1) I notice that there is no mention of the Secret Weapon skill. The players with secret weapons don't get thrown-out after a drive?
Doesn't matter, as it is first touchdown wins. This is a quick tourney after the main action - even doing it this way took us 'til after midnight last year!
Cramy wrote: 2) In the Goblins roster, lots of SW guys lost their Stunty skill, while the LRB5 says that they have Stunty. Is this intentional?
I will change that then - doing it quickly at work, so did not have the rulebook, and a lot of this was from when it was LRB4. Note The Pogoer will still not have Stunty - doesn; tmake sense if he is riding a giant pogo stick!
Cramy wrote: 3) Goblin roster again, many SW guys have No Hands in the LRB5 (all except for the Pogoer). Do they have hands in your roster?
No, they would not have hands - again LRB4.
Cramy wrote: 4) I'm assuming that Bombs means Bombardier in the LRB5 roster? That one's pretty obvious, but want to make sure.
You are correct.
Cramy wrote: 5) The Pogo Stick doesn't exist in LRB5. It is replaced with a combination of Dirty Player, Leap and Very Long Legs. What is the intent of Pogo Stick?
Sure, go with what it is now - I have edited the post. |
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