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 Posted: May 08, 2008 - 08:04 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote:
Whooooooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaa it feels great to be a jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's good man! Play to your strengths! |
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Posted: May 08, 2008 - 11:56 AM
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Ahhh, yes the morning after (well almost 2pm, but to me thats morning) a drunk night's posting on NAF....
Jrock or Adam or whatever, I hope your virgin ears weren't offended by my slurred ramblings, hey at least they made better sense than that other drunken post a while back...
See you guys later..........
Rod
PS, I hate hang overs, I need some Burger King |
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Posted: May 08, 2008 - 07:28 PM
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Good to hear the smack talk starting. Just to gives you all a quick run down. The prizes have been ordered, the venue is set, the trophies are almost complete. All that's needed are the coaches who have incentive to de-thrown the current Bongo Champ. ( there you go spazz....the only credit you will get from me).
IPlease go to the website http://rubli.ca/bongo-bowl/ and register for the tourney. Also could you let me know who is planning on attending so I can take a head count ( both confirmed and possibles please)
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Posted: May 08, 2008 - 08:32 PM
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Dude, what I say isn't smack talk, it's just a statement of the truth! These chumps are nothing to me! None of them has what it takes to dethrone me!
Just make sure your spelling of my name is better! Don't want you messing up my trophies! Looking forward to my oral sex monkey threesome!  |
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Posted: May 09, 2008 - 12:44 AM
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Spazzfist wrote: Looking forward to my oral sex monkey threesome!
Oh I did not know Zombie was going to be there, let alone be back in NAF.... |
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Posted: May 09, 2008 - 07:06 AM
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Clan-Skaven wrote: Spazzfist wrote: Looking forward to my oral sex monkey threesome!
Oh I did not know Zombie was going to be there, let alone be back in NAF....
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Post subject: Re: Bongo Bowl 2008, Mississauga Ontario
Posted: May 09, 2008 - 01:55 PM
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ok, actual rules questions now, not just smack! Crazy I know.
0) Which is the south side?
A long side?
1) rocks/stumps.
What do these chaps do?
Impassible?
Sounds like they can only be placed in endzones?
2) Kick off roll 4: Severed head.
If the player is too repulsed to pick up/catch/accept hand off does the ball scatter once from the players square?
3) Draft
Where did you think of that one? 
4) Red card
-30 points
max points from games = 18 (6 wins at 3pts each)
Harsh! but fair 
5) Sportsmanship
"While it is almost certain that there will be several people tied with perfect scores."
Not that likely as no one should get 6 "3"s as each coach is only supposed to give out no more than 1 per tournament as a 3 represents the best game they ever played.
Could easily still be a tie, just not with perfect scores.
6) Draft
When you say the TO will pick the skill if you run out of time, are you gonna pick nice, or mean?
7) Spazz
How could he possibly have won last year?
Was it some freak alignment of planets?
Or did he really have a big pack of monkeys stealing his opponents figures so he could just run in the winning scores?
 Dungeon bowl,
This may be dumass but I didn't see the rules in the pdf, where can I find them?
Cheers Bongo,
Hope I make it, fingers crossed.
I am positively itching with incentive!!!!! |
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Post subject: Re: Bongo Bowl 2008, Mississauga Ontario
Posted: May 09, 2008 - 03:49 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote: 7) Spazz
How could he possibly have won last year?
Was it some freak alignment of planets?
Or did he really have a big pack of monkeys stealing his opponents figures so he could just run in the winning scores?
I think the better question is how did I not win before? I do have a opack of monkeys, but left them all at home for the tourney. I do the out of town tourneys to get away from them!
Notorious_jtb wrote: Hope I make it, fingers crossed.
I am positively itching with incentive!!!!!
Sure, sure. incentive, crabs, call it what you will, we all know you got it from Eric's mom. But all the pubic crustaceans in the world are not going to save you from my wrath! |
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Posted: May 09, 2008 - 08:12 PM
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Hey Dan, it is confirmed THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT will be attending, and it's quite simple frankly... It's like this I'M RICK JAMES TO YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALL BE MY BITCHES!!!!!!
To make it simple for you simpletons, you are all like the New England Patriots this past year, OVERHYPED and OVERATED, while I remain LIKE THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS, GREATNESS REVEALED TO THE WORLD!!!! You should all run and hide like I've been molesting you since childhood cause it will be like taking candy from the BABIES come June.
Enuff Said.
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Posted: May 09, 2008 - 09:18 PM
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Jrock, if we meet on the pitch then it is going to take more than a riot to save yous sorry ass! Our match will be the equivalent of Richard Simmons vs Vanderlei Silva in a MMA fight to the death, and I will not be the one who is sweating to the oldies!!
There will be no mercy for you Little Pup! |
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Posted: May 09, 2008 - 09:55 PM
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Hey Spazz....but isn't that what you are already A SWEATING OLDIE!!! and with good reason I might add, I'd be sweating too from those nightmares that are obviously still entrenched in your mind from our first meeting on the pitch....RIOT.....OH NO HE SCORED!!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I'll quote another here "I CAN'T BE BEAT, I WON'T BE BEAT...YOU PAPER CHAMPION!!!" At least if I was Richard Simmons it would give you a chance, it would be like winning the lottery for you though, that glimmer of hope exists so you keep playing and playing but that door just slams in your FACE repeatedly as you just don't learn!!!! what a shame....lol.
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Post subject: Re: Bongo Bowl 2008, Mississauga Ontario
Posted: May 09, 2008 - 10:10 PM
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Notorious_jtb wrote: ok, actual rules questions now, not just smack! Crazy I know.
0) Which is the south side?
A long side?
THE SOUTH SIDE WILL BE THE SIDE WITHOUT THE SCORE MARKER.
1) rocks/stumps.
What do these chaps do?
Impassible?
Sounds like they can only be placed in endzones?
THESE ARE IMPASSIBLE AND THEY CAN ONLY BE PLACED IN THE WIDE ZONES
2) Kick off roll 4: Severed head.
If the player is too repulsed to pick up/catch/accept hand off does the ball scatter once from the players square?
YES IT WILL BOUNCE ONE EXTRA SQUARE AND COUNT AS A TURNOVER AS PER NORMAL RULES
3) Draft
Where did you think of that one?
A VISION SENT TO ME BY CHAIRMAN BONGO
4) Red card
-30 points
max points from games = 18 (6 wins at 3pts each)
Harsh! but fair
YES IT IS HARSH BUT SO FAR I HAVE YET TO HEAR ABOUT A TOURNEY THAT HAS HAD TO ENFORCE THIS OR SIMILAR VIOLATION
5) Sportsmanship
"While it is almost certain that there will be several people tied with perfect scores."
Not that likely as no one should get 6 "3"s as each coach is only supposed to give out no more than 1 per tournament as a 3 represents the best game they ever played.
Could easily still be a tie, just not with perfect scores.
THERE COULD BE A TIE BUT ALSO EVERYONE WILL VOTE ON WHO THEY THINK WAS THE BEST SPORT AND THIS SHOULD BREAK ANY TIE BUT ON THE CHANCE THAT THERE IS STILL A TIE THEN I WILL HAVE TO DECIDE BY SOME MEANS ( I WILL GIVE IT MORE THOUGHT AS TO HOW TO DETERMINE THIS....ANY SUGGESTIONS?)
6) Draft
When you say the TO will pick the skill if you run out of time, are you gonna pick nice, or mean?
I WILL ROLL IT OFF THAT WAY IT WILL BE RANDOM.
7) Spazz
How could he possibly have won last year?
Was it some freak alignment of planets?
Or did he really have a big pack of monkeys stealing his opponents figures so he could just run in the winning scores?
HE WON BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT THERE. WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM THE SECOND BEST IN THE PROVINCE
Dungeon bowl,
This may be dumass but I didn't see the rules in the pdf, where can I find them?
THE RULES SHOULD BE THERE THE ONLY CHANGES ARE NO WEATHER OR KICK OFF TABLE, NO REF, ONLY QUICK AND SHORT PASSES ALLOWED AND YOU START WITH 6 PLAYERS AND 1 PLAYER CAN BE BROUGHT ON FROM YOUR ENZONE EVERY TURN. THE FULL RULES ARE ON THE WEBSITE. WAS THERE CERTAIN ASPECTS YOU NEED CLARIFICATION ON?
Cheers Bongo,
Hope I make it, fingers crossed.
I am positively itching with incentive!!!!!
i HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT ALSO. |
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Post subject: RE: Re: Bongo Bowl 2008, Mississauga Ontario
Posted: May 10, 2008 - 08:12 AM
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| cheers dan, must have missed the dungeon bowl rules |
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Posted: May 10, 2008 - 08:33 PM
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jrock56 wrote: "I CAN'T BE BEAT, I WON'T BE BEAT...YOU PAPER CHAMPION!!!"
Dude, I don't think that any of us want to know what you say to the tissue when you're alone in the washroom! Too much info!
You keep barking Little Pup, because I am going to stick a muzzle on you and pummel you into the ground. I'm gonna whup you so bad that your grandkids are going to feel it!
As I am the ONE AND ONLY Bongo Bowl Champion in the world, I will punish with extreme prejudice anytone who dares to stand before me. Beg as you may for mercy, I will give none. Game after game will end with only my players standing on the field as all teams are sent to the casualty box as a grim reminder of my prowess.
Tremble in fear. They will be no shame in screaming. For I am Spazz. And I am going to crush you. |
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Posted: May 10, 2008 - 09:45 PM
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Spazzfist wrote: jrock56 wrote: "I CAN'T BE BEAT, I WON'T BE BEAT...YOU PAPER CHAMPION!!!"
As I am the ONE AND ONLY Bongo Bowl Champion in the world, I will punish with extreme prejudice anytone who dares to stand before me.
Tremble in fear. They will be no shame in screaming. For I am Spazz. And I am going to crush you.
"anytone"...and you dare talk about my caveman speaking abilities.  |
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