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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 16, 2008 - 07:16 PM



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BTW, I thought I would point out that the best 'International' Smack Award should go to Canada!!! As 80%, or more, of our post are pure Smack. Man, no wonder no internationals come to our tournies . . . we sound like total asses Razz
 
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      Eric.R. wrote:
BTW, I thought I would point out that the best 'International' Smack Award should go to Canada!!! As 80%, or more, of our post are pure Smack. Man, no wonder no internationals come to our tournies . . . we sound like total asses Razz


Do you troll through the forums for international tournies? Never bothered to myself....

For any from across the pond who read this - sure we sound like asses, but it's all good fun! No real harm or insult intended (except towards Adam, 'cuz he's a prick!) Razz

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 16, 2008 - 07:53 PM



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      Spazzfist wrote:
Do you troll through the forums for international tournies? Never bothered to myself....


I do look in other regions infrequently, and we [ i.e. Canadians] tend to have 50+% more posts; all of which is pure smack.

Which may be a good reason that the 'Internationals' do not understand our humour when we rag on facetious arguments. OR, when were are drunk and post fcuked up things . . . not pointing fingers Razz

EDIT: Just would like to point out that not all Canadians are Drunk. But, when the igloo is real cold, beer is the best thing to keep one warm.

EDIT #2: I know y'all ain't ignorant, but hey . . . some of you are . . . just as some of us may be of you . . . so calm the fcuk down before posting Razz
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 16, 2008 - 08:32 PM



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Here is a little bedtime poem that I thought I would share in light of my team . . . sweet dreams . . .

Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you're tired of living,
His enemies are mostly dead,
He's mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at him and you're undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, he considers fun,
And plans it with a passion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that he has brewing,
It's when you think that he's forgot,
He'll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won't protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.
 
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Spazz your true colours are just coming to the light....YOU YELLA BELLY!!!, Talons is right you will continually put your own foot in your mouth...or perhaps you would prefer what Rod's beastman has just for you. It would help you compinsate for your utter lack of game anyway. I have a list for you to;

1: Your soother that your wife gives you every night so you don't have nightmares.
2: A rocking chair to give you solace after your constant embarrassment.
3: Lastly a blanky you can carry around with you so you feel safe around all the bad guys that may put a hurting on you this weekend

Since you like to play dress up with Pete you should Come as BERT and ERNIE maybe you could actually get some of the action you yearn for which is why you really come to these tournaments isn't it ? Laughing Laughing Mr. Green

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 17, 2008 - 12:27 AM



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      Spazzfist wrote:
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Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod


Trying to get extra poiints by talking like the T.O.?

Speaking of smashing stuff, I'm gonna pulverize Adam. Cool


How does that have anything to do with what I asked? You fuktard!

Your starting to sound like Joe from the Falls asking about range rulers!!!!!

Spazz you blow Chunks! (Chunks is Adam's real nicname)

WAY TO GO ADAM!!!!!!!! YOU GOT SOME!!!!!!!!

You all suck BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!1

P.S. Beer is good,......................... ya ya, ................ I'm sorta drunk......................


Hey Byers, whats an endzone look like, (last two tourneis in a row, I out scored you 3-0!) thats pitifull for Canadian Standards (even for Eric) Go back to England you Limie! Laughing Laughing Laughing

There done for now bitches!

Rod

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      Eric.R. wrote:
      Clan-Skaven wrote:
Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod


I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.


If Eric does not have enough, can anyone else please bring some clear coat (still preferably Mat, but beggars can't be chosers , so I'll take Gloss if I have to)

Thanks though Eric.

Rod

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      Spazzfist wrote:
      Eric.R. wrote:
      Clan-Skaven wrote:
Does anyone have a can of clearcoat spray? I musta lent mine out. If ya can bring it that would be smashing good stuff!

Preferably Mat finnish over glossy finnish...

Rod


I got some, well I got a can not sure of hand how much is left. I will pack it in my bag. And it is Matt finish.




Well I got a HUGE can of whoop-ass that I am going to open all over the Little Pup and his new boyfriend Gallons!

Prepare to be whooped b!tches!


Everyone knows of the love afair between Spazz & the Pup, never though you two were into 3somes, but if you guys want Gallons, I'm sure he'd be in (as long as his services wern't needed in the Leafs dressing room!)

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      Spazzfist wrote:
You shoul come anyways! Lord knows us Blood Bowlers like to dress up when we play, right Pete? Oh wait.... no! We don't! We're cool! And we drink beer! Laughing

For those who were not at Niaggaroth, sorry - an inside joke - remind me to tell you! Laughing


BEST QUOTE SO FAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PS, Spazz you still blow Chunks!!!!!!!!)

(PPS, Way to go Adam!!!!!!!!!)

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      Eric.R. wrote:
Here is a little bedtime poem that I thought I would share in light of my team . . . sweet dreams . . .

Keep away from Pumpkinhead,
Unless you're tired of living,
His enemies are mostly dead,
He's mean and unforgiving,
Laugh at him and you're undone,
But in some dreadful fashion,
Vengeance, he considers fun,
And plans it with a passion,
Time will not erase or blot,
A plot that he has brewing,
It's when you think that he's forgot,
He'll conjure your undoing,
Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won't protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.


Nothing except that my horney Dirty Player loves Pumpkin Pie (with even more lust than shown to the Apple Pie in American Pie!!!!!!! Shocked )

And besides look at Pumkinhead's Coach-------------> Eric, I meam lets be serious, even at a tourny he doesn't attend he still goes 0 wins , 24 loses! Rolling Eyes

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      Eric.R. wrote:
I am done my team. Atleast that is my story as I am tiring of painting.

Fear the S'Crows


The entire team. The Scyth represent a mutation. Can you guess which one?


Pumpkinheads are the Warriors.


Sackheads are the Beastmen.


eric all I can say is awsome work, very sweet team indead!!!!

I do have a serious question for you though.....

Those bases look better than any I have seen......

But are they practical still for putting a ball on?

(Oh wait a second here.... it's Eric, like he ever gets the ball long enough to score!) Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 17, 2008 - 05:43 AM



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Geez Rod. Way to be a power poster.

YEah, the bases are a little impractacle for BB, but that has more to do with the putty I had to use to blend the fig to the base. But the ball is the least of my worries.

P.S. We need to install some sort of Lock-out on Rods computer to prevent him from Drinking-and-Posting Razz
 
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Agreed....Agreed indeed!!!!
 
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      Eric.R. wrote:
I have a question [which may seem simple, but I did not attend last year]: are there player upgrades between rounds?


no ugrades between rounds.

thats why we gave 1.25 million to start with.

keeps it simple, and faster too.
 
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Hey Byers, whats an endzone look like, (last two tourneis in a row, I out scored you 3-0!) thats pitifull for Canadian Standards (even for Eric) Go back to England you Limie!


It is funny how that happened. Especially as i scored 30 TDs at the last two tournies combined........................ Can't last Wink
 
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