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 Posted: Nov 02, 2016 - 07:39 AM
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After several years of political upheaval and failed governments, the political structure of the Underworld was in shambles. The current President/Dictator/King/Guy who passed out drunk in the throne room was Alex B. He knew that, to restore order within Underworld, he would need a scapegoat. A crisis. Who better to put the blame on and coalesce around than the quiet, unassuming neighbor to the north — CANADA. Along with his National Security advisor (Swiss Smiley) and his general (Rat Panzer) start a secret campaign to blame Canada for all that ailed Underworld.
The citizens of Underworld began to rally around the patriotic call of the “Yankees.†Through an aggressive radio and television campaign, homes throughout the kingdom could be heard echoing the sarcastic catch phrase “Thanks Canada!†Lose your job? Thanks Canada! Did your well dry up? Thanks Canada! Did your wife get nocked-up while you were out of town? Thanks Canada!
Meanwhile, at an international Blood Bowl game between Underworld and Canada, a local sheriff by the name of Buck “Candy†Boomer criticized the Canadians ability to brew beer, which we all know is the worse insult one could throw at a Canadian. A brawl broke out that resulted in the near destruction of the stadium and served as a light to the powder keg created by the propaganda campaign of Alex B.
Prime minister of Canada, Alex W., sought to prevent a war by challenging the Yankees to a Blood Bowl Tournament. The Yankees, never to back away from a challenge, readily accepted. While some still attempted to invade under the cover of darkness (in a truck covered in profanities), most were held in check pending the outcome of the tournament. |
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Posted: Nov 03, 2016 - 08:44 AM
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| ken and i are leaving early afternoon fri, dinner suggestions on the way / in MI? |
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Posted: Nov 03, 2016 - 09:42 AM
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| I find it hilarious that our Prime Minister is german living in Canada. |
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Posted: Nov 04, 2016 - 09:25 AM
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grant85 wrote: ken and i are leaving early afternoon fri, dinner suggestions on the way / in MI?
White Castle?  |
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Posted: Nov 04, 2016 - 10:50 AM
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genghis wrote: White Castle?
not cool man, not cool
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Posted: Nov 04, 2016 - 11:56 AM
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grant85 wrote: genghis wrote: White Castle?
not cool man, not cool
lol
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Posted: Nov 07, 2016 - 06:55 AM
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Thanks for a great weekend, Sol! Had an amazing time down there! Definitely gonna try and make it down again next year.
Also thanks to Grant for schlepping me down to MI and back for the tourney. |
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Posted: Nov 11, 2016 - 09:39 PM
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| had a blast this year. thanks for a great weekend |
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