I dunno Joe, would you want some of your fellow countrymen to come and see you be systematically broken down and destroyed by the Four Hosers of the Apocalypse?

Hoser One - Dan Campbell - an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a cruchy taco shell. Dan "Chaos" Campbell is being mysterious about which team that he brings to the Deathbowl, but whatever it is will spell doom for Byers and the Ottawa boyz

Hoser Two - Eric Rubli - Recent victory during the Stunty Cup has given Eric an insatiable taste for victory. Eric's previous collection of spoons will be used to paddle the a$$es of the boyz of Otta-wawa and Goat-in-o. The Sleepr has woken, and he thirsts for more victory.

Hoser Three - BenTusim - Recent reports of Ben's lack of incentive have been greatly exaggerated. Once the highest ranking coach in Canada, Ben is looking to regain his throne and looks to his fellow hosers to help him to do so (at least until Spazzfist takes him, and the rest of the world over). Any opponents have been lulled into a false sense of security by his recent tournament performances will be in for a rude surprise as he paints the streets of the capital city with the blood of his foes (as well as more of his own vomit!)

Hoser Four - Craig Thompson-Wood - Also known as Spazzfist. Anything more need to be said? A hero to many; a Blood Bowl God to all. Winner of the Spike! '06. Bongo Bowl Champion. #1 Nurgle coach in the world are a condensed version of my many achievments. I am going to bring the pain so hard and fast that all those who meet me on the pitch will be explaining their scars to the grandchildren (provided that they have already borne children). Mercy will not be given, pleas will go unheard, tears will only provide me with greater incentive to pound and maim and kill my way to Deathbowl victory! Nefarious JTB will be dealt with extreme prejudice, to be made an example of to all others who would stand before Spazzfist. Bow down and worhsip me. I am your king.

Countdown is five months ladies. Better put your affairs in order before then. 'Cuz once Spazz enters the border of Ottawa, you can kiss all yhour hopes for victory goodbye.

Winner of the Spike? Um no you were the winner to the Spike warm up (warm up = those who have not the degree of incentive to be in the actual Spike!) Yes Joe he has won the Bongo Bowl, but that was not a major. Ben did win the Spike (Spazz failed to mention, but as a fellow Spike Champion I'll pay respects to my fellow ellite!

Rod

Blah blah blah! Let's face it man, the Spike! Warm-Up was as warm as it got, when your toughest competition was the worst player in Canada, then it is hardly considered a contest! And for what it was worth, the Spike! Warm Up was counted as a major.

But if you look at my tourney performance in some of the last few tourneys I have attended:

CCKO'08 - finsihed higher than Byers
Bongo Bowl '07 - finished higher than Byers
Challenge of Q'ermitt IV - even though I played Goblins and didn't play the last two games I still finished higher than Byers!

I am on a roll, and now that the starts have aligned to allow the Chaos team to flourish, I will finish the job which so many have little enough incentive to do. I will beat Joe Byers in his own tournament on his own home turf. No time clocks will save you this time Joe! Spazz is hunting you down!

I will not poison this page as you do with simple words & horrid lies....

I will instead provide pure 100% Proof of the True 2006 Spike Champion after all....

http://ca.games-workshop.com/Community/Events_Coverage/GamesDay0506/spike/GDSpike.htm

There I am on the left holding my prize, where's your proof Spazz?.........

Don't worry Ottawa, Spazz will not contend for much of anything higher than a simple stepping Stone for those of us true Champions that have earned the right to be called Champion.

It feels so good to always prove you wrong Spazz

Well the weekend of the 11th would be a no show for myself. My weekend with my kids and being thanksgiving, that makes it a double wammy. the weekend before or after is great for myself.

Nice...almost a whole page of a thread with no mention of mothers or gay hijinks.

Thanks for actually answering my question Dan, good to know. I suspect there will be several others who feel the same way. (i know you gave an answer Rod, cheers).

I am impressed Spazz, you manage to post 5 times without answering my question.

What do you reckon? I think you secretly want it to stay on thanksgiving weekend, in the hopes that I can't go due to family commitments so you get to finish above me again

p.s. did you know Spazz's mum is gay?