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Post subject:   PostPosted: Sep 05, 2005 - 08:48 AM



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Ah, someone else who's suffered the "wrath of the dice gods". This being a game that involves dice and all, I think we've all been there. The best of laid plans can falter at the simple tumble of a little cube.

Case in point: Our recent league in the AGBBL I had a dwarf runner with the ball in a TZ of a gobbo. All I had to do was blitz him (STR3 vs STR2) and I was in for the score. I rolled double-skulls. Even with the reroll, I double-skulled again.

Conversely, in the same league, I pulled off a crazy 2-turn score thanks to the dice. I had no runners (one died previously and one out with injury). One blitzer picked up the ball, completed a long bomb in 2 TZ's the other blitzer caught it. Then I had to blitz against 2 human blitzers (a die-down block), and I did it, made the go for it's and scored. Tying up the craziest game I ever played.

That being said, I still think the skaven should change their name to splat.

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      Paul wrote:
and yea, he is. Caues, the TBBF will walk all over him.


...and by TBBF he means The Big Brampton F****r, which would be me. I am going to give CS such a beating that he will learn to keep that Foghorn Leghorn mouth of his shut before tourneys!

Let his tourney record speak for itself - but what it doesn`t show is his losing game to a kid who is still waiting for his armpit hair to grow in! Laughing

Bring it! Orc


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Well, I'm not sure how well everyone plays yet or not, but I'll give you guys this: You talk smack just as good as anyone else I play against.

This should be a pretty darned good tournament!

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      Spazzfist wrote:
      Paul wrote:
and yea, he is. Caues, the TBBF will walk all over him.


...and by TBBF he means The Big Brampton F****r, which would be me. I am going to give CS such a beating that he will learn to keep that Foghorn Leghorn mouth of his shut before tourneys!

Let his tourney record speak for itself - but what it doesn`t show is his losing game to a kid who is still waiting for his armpit hair to grow in! Laughing

Bring it! Orc


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Well, to be fair, CS's tourney record doesn't show him winning alot of games.

And the TBBF would be me and Ben, who will enevitably win everything until we turn on each other in the Death Bowl final casuing someone else to win.
 
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      Paul wrote:
And the TBBF would be me and Ben, who will enevitably win everything until we turn on each other in the Death Bowl final casuing someone else to win.



And that someone will be me..... Twisted Evil

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The team name is Hampsterdam Drug-Runners Learn it, praise it, applaud it! (you may as well start now, you will need the practice for the awards cerimony when I hoist up the AXE!)

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It's a sppon Rod, a spoon. The guy in last place gets a spoon.

I know that they look like an Axe, but they are actually two compleatly different utensiles
 
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      Paul wrote:
It's a sppon Rod, a spoon. The guy in last place gets a spoon.

I know that they look like an Axe, but they are actually two compleatly different utensiles


Listen here "Always the Bridesmaid & Never the Bride" at BB tourneys.... that will be enough out of you!

Don't kid yourself.... 2nd place at your first two tourneys does not make you 2nd best at both!

No No my friend it makes you "The First Loser" both times & If you want that title a 3rd time, go ahead & take it. (you can actually hand me up the axe from your 1st Loser Position!)

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Umm, I did get my title the third time, (Carnage in the Capitol) yea it was a small tourney, but it still counts.

So yea, I'm going for 2 wins in a row there pal.
 
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      Paul wrote:
Umm, I did get my title the third time, (Carnage in the Capitol) yea it was a small tourney, but it still counts.

So yea, I'm going for 2 wins in a row there pal.


There is no proof of such an event! I see no official display of this so called championship here on the NAF!

Is that what this has all come down to Paul? Cheap Lies to try & up yourself? Its sad man, very sad!

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Boy won't you guys be upset when we take the axe to the US.

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      SteelThunder wrote:
Boy won't you guys be upset when we take the axe to the US.


It'll be awful hard trying to get back to the USof A when you find yourself woken out of your barbiturate induced stupor by an irrate hooker who wants crack your skull open with " that stupid f***ing axe," because your "friend" said that you'd pay up while he went to pick up your car for you--- and that was an hour ago... I hope you enjoy Montreal kid. Orc Pow Orc Pow Orc

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... so how is your mom, Billy? Laughing

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I heard she was pretty good. I'm actually looking forward to meeting her and her barbituates.

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