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Post subject: Underworld Cup '21 "Stein and Chalic Redux"
 Posted: Oct 02, 2021 - 09:25 AM
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| Underworld Cup is coming up quick! I just updated a few of the rules mostly regarding tiers. Please take a look. Cya soon! |
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Posted: Oct 21, 2021 - 08:45 AM
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Underworld Cup - Stein and Chalice!
The last two year have brought significant change to underworld. A terrible plague ravaged the world, requiring the postponement of the annual blood bowl tournament. Coming out of that terrible year left the world re-evaluating many things in life, including how the sacred game of blood bowl is played. New rules and new teams emerged. As the committee reconvened to kick off the annual blood bowl tournament once again, a figure stepped up to the podium to address the crowd. Father Gailus, a hobgoblin in immaculate priestly attire, raised his chalice and said, “brother and sisters. We have endured some trying times but have come through it stronger than ever. Raise your chalices of wine to praise Nuffle who will…”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa” came a boisterous voice from the crowd. A chaos dwarf by the name of Jeffro with an impressive beard and even more impressive afro interrupted. “Are ye out or ye deft mind?” he bellowed. “We ain’t praisin’ Nuffle wit no namby, pamby, elf juice. What ye need be a nice stein o’ ale” he said as he drained his stein, beer spilling down his beard.” Father Galius sneered, “Wine is clearly the preferred drink, and Nuffle prefers a more sophisticated receptacle with which to imbue the intoxicant.” Jeffro stared at him for a few seconds, not quite understanding what was said. In the end, he just gave up and shouted “STEINS!” On the dais behind the father, the crowd joined him in shouting “CHALICE!”
The denizens picked sides, and general mayhem ensued before the crowd could be brought under control. There is only one way to settle this, Father Gailus shouted above the noise. Jeffro meet his eyes and knew they were both thinking the same thing. “To the pitch” they shouted in unison. |
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