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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 26, 2012 - 07:36 PM



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This thread is awesome.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 26, 2012 - 08:43 PM



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It is awesome 'cause we know how to run this b---h. We be the gang bangers of BB. We run this b---h, we got his b---h locked down. They call me the king; King Killa, Big Wheela, Cap Peela . . .

 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 05:03 AM



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      Stimme wrote:
Thank you, Eric, for making me never open this page of the thread again.


Yeah, I actually dry heaved on the second image. There is no amount of rubbers in the world to get me to go near Dan's mom now. I am scarred for life. No amount of therapy or beer will erase that image from my mind.

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      Eric.R. wrote:
In the words of the late Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more",



Wow, thats harsh. They aren't THAT weak, they just surrender quicker than most.

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And Eric is back!

You know, judging by that picture of Hickling, it could almost be argues that he is the one trying to run away and Laurent is grabbing him. If Laurent't hand were an lower, I would definitely think this were the case!

That oral herpes picture reminds me of the time I ate a few spoons of a a bowl of cereal before I realized the milk was curdled and lumpy! (true story)

Glad to see that we have a real contender for the Smack Talk award! Keep it coming "King Killa"!

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 10:18 AM



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HOLY $HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By far the nastiest Dan`s Mum jokes.....EVER!!

Might not tell her about these ones.....lol

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 12:44 PM



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I think those derby dames are a bad influence on Eric.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 01:50 PM



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Finally! I was waiting to see the limit of acceptability.



love you eric, and I love to re-use your pictures and ideas Smile


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I have no idea how to use photo shop or any of that techno mumbo jumbo to make those earlier posts, so I'll just add this......

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      Clan_Skaven wrote:
I have no idea how to use photo shop or any of that techno mumbo jumbo to make those earlier posts, so I'll just add this......


just trash talk Wink

Photoshop is just for people like me who are challenged in english !
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 07:09 PM



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A is for the Americans that plan on attending the CoQ, it's suitable that A is 1st as the Americans usually feel they are 1st in everything, what place did they come in the Bloodbowl World Cup again?

B is for the Boards that are at the CoQ, while you all worry about understanding the rules, I'll just get the easy win. the rules are not that hard just ask Talons.

C is for Cool, cause just like Peter says we are cool we drink beer we don't dress up.

D is for Dan's mom, what's getting older this never ending joke or the puss filled pimple infested wart covered vaginal walls of her sagging dripping...... oh no words can really describe it, just ask Spazz

E is for Eric, he tries & tries & his results in Bloodbowl end up like an E on a report card, so the letter E works, look on the bright side Eric its not an F.

F is for Farts, yes I do fart at the tournies & I do fart a lot, but my farts do not stink as bad as all of you do at Bloodbowl that will be attending the CoQ.

G is for Greatness, you don't understand greatness you say? Well if you were the 2006 SPIKE Champion you would, G also stands for Guinness as that beer is the Greatest beer, worthy only to those like the 2006 SPIKE Champion.

H is for Hickling or Human, hey how did Hickling's Human's do at the Bloodbowl World Cup?

I is for Incentive, Ben spoke of it Adam tries to get it, Tristan has no idea what it is, and whoever wins the CoQ will come close in a minor way to understand what Incentive it takes to be the 2006 SPIKE Champion!

J is for Joint, if you think you will out best me at the CoQ, you clearly are high!

K is for Kick an under used skill in Bloodbowl, hey Talons you chose that skill for Death Bowl one year how did it work out?

L is for Losers or Look , well if your reading this & your not the 2006 SPIKE Champion , "Look" in a mirror & see a "Loser"

M is for Mullet , and nobody makes a Mullet along with Ball Socks look better while losing at Bloodbowl more than Peter!

N is for Niagara, yes there will be a few new NAF members from Niagara but I have seen them play, if they want to "rise" in the standings, those from Niagara will need a Viagrara for a Bloodbowl "rise" in win %!

O is for the Ottawa crowd or maybe Outward bound, or Over there, basically Ottawa guys/gals do try & attend a tourney Out there , Outward bound basically anywhere out of Ottawa.

P is for Penicillin that I will be giving any of my opponents if they have ever been with Dan's mom (can never be too careful)

Q is for Questioning, you will question yourself as a Bloodbowl player after losing to me the same way you question your sexuality after getting shot down by Dan's mom.

R is for Repeat & why yes I will in fact repeat, I am ........ wait for it...............................................................the 2006 SPIKE Champion!

S S is for Star Players, yes at the CoQ you can have a Star Player, but unless the Star Player was the 2006 SPIKE Champion, whats really the point?

T is for Talons who will cry about if he only rolled a 6 he would for once be a Champion, or for Talons who will cry about the rules of a CoQ board being misread by a french person.

U is for Ugly & what could be uglier than Mandy (Spazz's dog), even a night with Dan's mom with the cast from the Stunty Cup winning porn midgets is more inviting than one look at that dog's face or is that it's ass? Who can really tell the difference?

V is for Victory & V.D. because if you are victorious in getting in bed with Dan's mom, well you may need to go to a clinic.

W is for winning or whining , and when I win I am sure I'll here you whine.

X is for X-Rated video for winning the Stunty Cup, what was it called ? ___________________ (please feel free to fill in the blank.)

Y is for You, you are just you, I mean that's good if all you ever expect to do is be with Dan's mom, or collect Spoons with Eric, Chops & Garth.

Z is for Zed not Zee, but Zed is the end and when you come 77th out of 80 at the Bloodbowl World Cup that may as well be the end!

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 07:26 PM



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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! nice job rod Smile

Maybe you heard that Colin is not coming to the Q'ermitt ? You should remember as you witnessed it, but apparently you were in deep thoughts!

 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 07:33 PM



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That's brilliant Laurant (or however you spell your name)!

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Mar 27, 2012 - 09:31 PM



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LMFAO!

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